Your favorite Sark quotes

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CFetters_Nacho_Lover

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I'm starting to compile a list of the fucktarded things Sark has said over the last 4.5 years. I'm especially looking for things where he said something followed up by a shitty result. Something like the "house money" quote when the team was 6-1 and went on to lose 4 out of 5 or the "premier defensive coordinator in 'Merica" who then produced worse defenses than anything Ty put on the field.

Ready? Go!
 
Penalties are the most overrated stat followed by 15 penalties for 110 yards against Cal.
 
that damn "the new offense de-emphasizes the priority on OL" statement he made at the beginning of the year.

- the offense falls apart because KP is getting his ass handed to himself again because of no protection.
AND
- magically we're still neglecting OL in recruiting and it'll only get worse

 
"This is the best coaching staff in America" introducing them at a Husky BBall game. The only good one left and he fired the entire defensive staff 3 years later.
 
I have never found this quote again, but I distinctly remember in 2011 when USC had Woods and Lee tearing it up at WR, Sark actually said that after QB, WR is the next most important position, and that it is vital to have threats on the outside.

More Sark quotes:
Rebuild will be completed sooner than later.
Won't lose a game at home in 2010.
Best OL he has had before 2012 opener.
James Atoe has the potential to be a top 5 pick.
 
Any quote where he referred to last years 7-6 team as a 9-4 team has to rank up there.
 
He said this about every fucking day of the week leading up to the Stanford, UNike, & ASU games, and I just read that he said it yet again today: "We’re a good football team."

THIS fucking guy. Just because you say things, do not make them so. You have to go out and prove that you're a good football team with your play, not your words. Stop talking. Christ.
 
He said this about every fucking day of the week leading up to the Stanford, UNike, & ASU games, and I just read that he said it yet again today: "We’re a good football team."

THIS fucking guy. Just because you say things, do not make them so. You have to go out and prove that you're a good football team with your play, not your words. Stop talking. Christ.
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I remember him saying the same thing last year as well.

 
My favorite Sark quote is his annual "we are a tough football team... physical brand of football... proud of our toughness... yada yada yada" before the season. It is usually followed by a season of crappy line play, a half season of pass happy laterals offense, until a 3 game losing streak after which Sark is forced to run the ball.
Actually we didn't get that one this year. Freaking up tempo was the new trend.
 
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