You have two options.

Tailgater

New Fish
CP's strength and conditioning coach reportedly advised a recently committed offensive line recruit: "You have two options. You can either get on the train and go for the ride or you can watch it leave." It seems like good advise for those football playing athletes still in high school who must soon decide whether or not to become Huskies, but doesn't it sound familiar?

This of course was a recruiter's pitch to a teenaged prep athlete looking for a scholarship, but we as front-running Dawgfans have heard a similiar pitch directed at us a million times before....... from doogs who put loyalty at all costs far above winning. The difference is that while we pay for the privilege of associating with Husky Football, we can't block, tackle, or score TD's and our only option is to wait on the sidelines for the right train to come along.
 
"Two tickets for the train to Pasadena please. My wife and I are heading south for New Year's."

*Dardanus climbs onto the train with a suitcase and a blow-up doll.*
 
"Two tickets for the train to Pasadena please. My wife and I are heading south for New Year's."

*Dardanus climbs onto the train with a suitcase and his other 2 lemon party participants.*

 
It's a great saying and the last time I heard it was when a woman of the night told me exactly that in Portuguese before taking my virginity 4 days shy of my 10th birthday.

Fun times.
 
It's a great saying and the last time I heard it was when a woman of the night told me exactly that in Portuguese before taking my virginity 4 days shy of my 10th birthday.

Fun times.

I don't believe you got boners at 10 years of age. Anybody who says that doesn't even get 'em now...
 
It's a great saying and the last time I heard it was when a woman of the night told me exactly that in Portuguese before taking my virginity 4 days shy of my 10th birthday.

Fun times.

Kinky Portuguese night train....... good.

 
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