Yo Splitskin

PurpleJ

New Fish
Finally got around to watching Generation Kill.

Ray is right. All wars are fought over pussy.

Revolutionary War: The Brits wanted to tax and colonize our pussy.
Civil War: Some people wanted to enslave the pussy, but some did not.
WW1: Warring royal pussy alliances!
WW2: The Krauts wanted to gas inferior pussies.
Korea/Vietnam: Some people want pussy to be free and shared by all. America says every pussy has a price. Five dolla fucky sucky luv u long time too buku!
Iraq/War on Terror: Arabs have sand in their pussies and think our pussies are infidels.
 
I would probably be a pretty TUFF warrior. You got me thinking about enlisting now just to prove you wrong! I'd probably be a mix of Ray's humor and Twombley's kid killing psychopath streak.

One thing is for sure, I'd never get punked in a pickup football game like he did at the end. Sad!
 
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