WTF with coach boner and the skeletons?

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Jesus christ. Take care of your yard! You make enough that you can hire someone to do it for you. That looks like my front yard when I rented a house in college and the cheap-ass owners sent a guy out once a month to mow the lawn
 
In June and July he has done 10 Sketeton tweets.

And I still can't get over how crummy the outside of his house looks.
 
Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

ATBS, it's stupid AF.

Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.
 
Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

ATBS, it's stupid AF.

Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.

There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.
 
If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting
 
So one coach plays with RC cars and another puts skeletons in the front of his house. Kids find that very relatable
 
If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

Dude, this is fucking weird even if it's his place. Come on coach, you have a dead fucking potted plant in the backyard. How hard is it to spend 2 minutes a day watering that thing? If I'm a recruit, I'm looking at a coach who has zero pride in his home. "If he treats his home like that, how is he going to treat the program, the game plan, me and my aspirations?" If I'm Jimmy, I'm hiring a landscaper myself, and charging him with the bill.
 
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If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

Dude, this is fucking weird even if it's his place. Come on coach, you have a dead fucking potted plant in the backyard. How hard is it to spend 2 minutes a day watering that thing? If I'm a recruit, I'm looking at a coach who has zero pride in his home. "If he treats his home like that, how is he going to treat the program, the game plan, me and my aspirations?" If I'm Jimmy, I'm hiring a landscaper myself, and charging him with the bill.

It’s way weirder if it’s his place
 
If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting
Calm down fatass, it’s not like he’s the recruiting coordinator or anything.
 
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I'm now 81% certain not his house.

I feel like I’ve seen other photos of his with his wife and kids in front of another house.

This skeletons thing has really spun up some elements of ourº twatter fanbase. I don't recall in the many retwats of dem bones any that included Boner et al in them.

I can't believe I've put this level of thought into this stupid shit.
 
You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.

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My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.
 
You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.

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My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

Pics or gtfo
 
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