WSU gonna call Mommy and Daddy if caught drinking


Their plan has a fundamental flaw. . .

"We're really emphasizing the concept of Cougs looking out for Cougs," Wright said.
 
Robust research shows that parents can have a significant influence on their children's drinking habits," said Melynda Huskey, WSU dean of students. "Rather than using parental notification as a scare tactic, we view it as an opportunity to involve parents in the process of reducing harm."
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Is this a ruse? Or a joke?
 
College is the new high school.

If you get into any trouble the school informs your parents, and everyone gets a degree for just showing up to class.

We're fucked.
 
"The school is also considering a proposal to gradually phase out fraternity freshman housing.

"We know from multiple national studies and local data that freshmen are more likely to experience alcohol-related harm than other students and that freshmen fraternity members are in the highest risk category," Wright said. "The idea is to eventually have all freshmen living in the residence halls where trained personnel are on hand 24/7."

This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
 
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