WOOF!

[PurpleJ]

Is bowdowntowarshington.com online yet? I've been hanging out in the locker room at the local middle school with my measuring tape! I've got all the hot takes on c/o 2027!

 

[ByronMurphyTheGoat]

It never gets old

 

[PurpleJ]

I get older, they stay the same age...

 

[FireCohen]

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard that I started to tear up and then had to explain to my in-laws what was so funny. They didn’t share my laughter on this one...

 

[HillsboroDuck]

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

OOYBE

 

[PurpleJ]

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your boyfriend?

69

 

[YellowSnow]

I get older, they stay the same age...

Yes they do. Alright, alright.

 

[FireCohen]

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your boyfriend?

69

6 & 9*

 

[backthepack]

I get older, they stay the same age...

on scale of 1-10 how old is your girlfriend?

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard that I started to tear up and then had to explain to my in-laws what was so funny. They didn’t share my laughter on this one...

It’s not like you could of made up some bullshit oh no!!!