Woody's short list...

Pool Boy's Short List always starts and ends with Emmert's two inches of thunder.

Don't forget the mutual exchange of spit followed by the whispering of "it's insert name of mediocre preferably colored coach" as they gaze into each other's eyes.
 
data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEhQUEhQVFhQUFRcUFRYXFBcVFRQXFBUXFhUVFRQYHCggGBolHBQXITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGiwkHyQsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLiwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIALcBEwMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAABBQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAIDBQYBBwj/xABCEAABBAADBAcFBgMHBAMAAAABAAIDEQQSIQUxQVEGEyJhcYGRMlKhscEHFCNC0fBicoJDU5KisuHxFWOTwhYkM//EABoBAAIDAQEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEAAECBQb/xAAwEQACAgEEAQMDAgQHAAAAAAAAAQIRAwQSITFBEyJRBRRxgfBCYeHxIzIzkaHB0f/aAAwDAQACEQMRAD8AqmwKVuHCmYEQxq53IwBtww5KdmGHJEhieAtpspgwww5J33UckWCu0tNsrgAdgxyTPuDeSssiWVDcpGuCsds5vJRHZLTwV02NSiFZ9WS8kpGe/wCjN5JHY7eS0PVJroUSOaRnaihbscck/wD6QOSugxPyIyzyM7EZ5+yEwbHWjLEgxa+4ZXpmbdsdKPZJC0vVLkuVjS55DWgWSdAFpamRPTRnjswqM7MKdiulbbIhic+tbPZ05htF3H8wagpcRtCU9loY07ixmbnz1vz+lk9aRnYWeDwJBVrHhyFknQ7TgAkAlfrRa+PTdyLjpoeXjqicH04cxzW4uLJYNuaCK5dk2OXEIORyl0bSrs05iUUrEVhMZHMwPjcHNO4j4gjgVFiEOD5LaMzjWdpQFiKxXtFcY1dKPQBkDYrXHQqxjjUnUqtxKKgxJNhVsYE1sKw2XQFHhkTHhkbHEp44lhmitmwqp8fhlqpY1T7QYqohlXYXVcVo5uqSlEsvIsSEbHOFlMPIUeJiqeAm80AmC6ZlQDEFc+9lT0CbzRMephIs9Fiypm44qPAy95fZ0syo/v5Tm7RQ3p2WpmijCmCp8NjbCNjxKUliaYRSDcq45qh+8KKXFq443ZNyJSE0oP76E040I/oszvQbacCq776OaezFjms+iy9yLDOALJoAWSdwA3klYfbWNkxdFoIgs9WKIMlGjIb4cB+7H2z0gfi5xg8PXVyOEcj+JAdbyCDo2h5+a0XR7Y3XTADswRU1jRdHJ2cx4HcdedqKOw1FbhvRno7XacKBFUBvutDz3D0WzwsnVjK0ADuCJkga3stHZGg/YUfU2lpyk2P48cUhzJ9+/cg9r9HIcWDnADwOy4UPIjcUQY+aIhOmiypNM3KCaPEsVgMRgMQS0gMza0S1g1rtA6jdrv8ANbfB7QZPCJGOsHsu0rK8e00j6jQ0aRfS3BNkLgG26tRvzEaixv3D5LEdF43RymMWI5A4s13uaC7XxAcOdhvJPwe7s5mWG18FtjPaXInKWaGyoupITy6Fg2MqZpQbNFIHLJYYCmFQmRRGbVYZosWKdhQEcuimjlWCyeYqlx5Vs96rcYy1pFMzsj9SkpZINSktcGSGA0rKIWhYYLKtYIKCNIygV7UI/erl0doDEQqossZDIp2tUGHhKsI41JOmRAzgk1qKdAmtiVWSgjAtVrE1C4CNWWVJZewsUcyoXEsRN0o5naKoWRlLMNVBIVPi3UUC+W0/BcAmS4aJ0jiBegLnVrTRQuvEgeJCh6VODInBhydkN325zi230d/Iaf3g5LR7AhLMLLJR/EeI7rQNjGY697nD/wAYVHtXZj5ZGyuYeohjdrlppfKAAc9051AaVpl70HLL3UjcVwZPoQ9keJaC3NLUmp9lhDSGgDnvs8tBxXvHRvZpihEjhQyAi+JdqAByH0XjXQLZYmxjiAA1nbcONHQD4L1zF7akaxoDLZGKA4mt5AtJZWtw3hi9obM4UK81CFXYPbjJncWndR0I8Ue17d9/JLPsfjVBETLI5cVJKBm7IoJYORvManl9Up9Co+ir5MT0mnDHuO++fqqGUxxQ9eLuKaN9fmJDrLRZqnAVv0C0XTFoBGg36chxJ79y892vtHP1OGHaDpGF5vfZprBWtag33CkxgdoT1HBusThwHOy6tu2kagtOrSDxBBB81A6BEQYSaJojmi6vIXRw9try+Bp/BJykmw2m6+4E5yfvgRorJGJmQouYJoYqslAzmFCPJBVrkUE2GVWaA2YhTxYi0DiYy1DRYiiroqy+65QyvQLcQpOsUooheNUk1zl1QgRhWKxDVW4WRWTHJuUOQaYi1DPjRLnIZz1FjI2dijU7WpsalaqePkux7WLjo1I1y6SsbC7J8ExWIagsOjmlL5IchIvghkYgsTorCRV2LcpHHbI2UmLbZQjo1ZPbaiMa6ChSAWbXZGJ6rZgZdGQEecsrmD/UgvtD243qRG32fZA8KpUG0NoOGGjYLJjljJAsnKJWyXQ5arOdMsW6QQhmpMgFcybAHqufkg03YZPjg0n2bYAsE8p/O8MB5iMHN/mcR/StRtPYOduYPc0hpy081ZvUgcj8kzYmD6mFkQ1LQATzO9zj4kko2fHtiaXOdu+JOgA7ydPNc3Jy7R1cUEo7TK9HNh4hsoZiSHM3h9Vmu9wHgFadKMCcOwSRlxbudlGjdCQTSv8ACvLqdLQcTQANgC+HPStVLj3saC19kP7I8e7kdL8llp9m4rwjznZnSOIPyyYiRrjrleymkHvG5bnA48OoB2YaUbvTxUeE2fC1xa+Nj77NubenIg6ckU3Z8EWsTMlCgAaFdw4KpPgiTXZlftIlDI89E0KaObnGhpx1IXnuycAXbTwzHkAvmjeeXZDXlo3cWlv7pbT7S8bl6gHjJmPg0tqu/MR6FG9HuibI+rx73exAJOqoVmymS3PNnSxurdvrQt4F7LENT/qUWGLndJPNIzV4e1kfIAEtBB4ahp8yl0pyidxYKDxnobrNg13EgnzRWw9hzhoMjC0Oe1znW001vaJ0J17lS7bkdnDXinMY1h1vXV13/UmYKwEgAyWUTGq4P1RsD1ckUFtaEnxLsSlcskKrF4cFUGMw1GwtVM1VOLjW4syyjbLSd96Uk8CBfEtECvvKSCyJK6IXEDlYRzKrhKKaum4i1hb5VDaYE8KKJGwiJ6nzoIJ+ZTYTcTmRPilQtqRimxE3F1A5TiRBYZ2iJS0oqxmL4OvkQGMcrARE/qTQQjmx5spfZ5NH1P71RsOBt8IHlyRXkrbXV3HbXgh0ayzzd2tfDcut6QdXH1kjWsv2IwAHu7zXshOfbvyK+r8D48I925riOdGvVWeF2I2SSGEtaZHXMS7+zEVEV35iweZVF0+2zNDBCY35HEB7qriLqjvGquINtBuIws4PZlYWXe4TMDmf5mtHmltRBRxzrugmKTlON9WWO0ZupzNzCxYJHxXne29qvxbxFHeRpskcSL1ob9xoLb4qpC4OFk3371RbD6JCJ7pMRY7RETM1NLT+Y1vJvdwXmY15O7Ld0hNxb2tjjic9j2NzZ5i5wfzNa89wUuP2rjGdQyZ8coe4yNdEHEgRjVpBAo06925Px2zGsaXDEmBnI9uMk8Cxx18AVndqTSvfGInRvc12aJ0JvM6jmaWHtMJA3FWlZHLaemYLFiVoJ3774ouSWgszseZ7QC8ZX12h38VcyyF1cuKG+g6dnnn2skkwG/fHwb+i2021W/dMgO9rGeT3NZ8nLN/aRgetjYGkZw+2jnoQfoqzamyZoxGxsuZz3Cm5SCMnbvfuBDR/Uuhp8E5Yt6XBzNVNRy0z1/am24ocM58r+rYexmonKZOwDTdTqb8l55j8b1z3SB2cPNh3vDcHacwAnYrpS2PCmF/blNtfoCCCCOraDxIO80eQVRseJzYI2uAaQHEgCqzvc+ncyM9eQTOHE1Jpi858BSnjcoSEg5HniMqRZQzIlslqnEqe3FJRw5CWWMpVfOE/7xaie5bhCzLYHOxATRqymKDlRliMuQJkXFNSS16RW4dAi2qCNtKcJsCPCeEwJ4UIOC6uBK1oocFJFvUUYLiGtBJcQABvJJoAd60+D2WMO4F5DngagataTvAPGufj4mJW6RTe1WQYTBOy27sjv4+SdLiWRjQZncL/AEUu0cdYJ4D5rOR4nNJruGqbxaWC5a5AyzzfBY7Qxprfqd5QcLwxhcazOuuaAx2IzPPIFQzTX4Dd4JxJASvx7LfnIsA38bQGLxLppMzueg5K7Uf3du+haxLHYSM6I/tDxedsYGtMHyCt2xZMFBHZoRxXrRDntz2O8FzeOmniqXbGC66PT2gNO+uCi2XtFz8MGOHaaWgn834VhrT4An1Sksf+Nz5X9wqfs4+TR7C2qZwL7MsfZlHOjQePMLZDHRhna1ruu14/HtMQY3P+VwGYdzhR+NHyWukxhI0Irfe8EbwV5PU4FjyuP8zu4MzlBMA6e7QZL1bY2ZHMc4kBoAfmAykVxFHT+JZfZ87hIMgOdpzADR2mp5KwmgldIH5c4aQdL3A+6tVD0kw7+zMyRxy0S6I1fgL+Kq9qpKzLW+Vt0R4fpS0kF2HkAO9zWl4BuqJ3DnvVzjOkcQjuLtv90A9kj3q3Us3i9qRxNqC2B1ncbF+6w8VUOhbYfZcx+tXckjvzNfZJbR339aT2n+mynU5ql8fIHLrdnti7fyHs2sDIZZszy3cANGm9L90IzBNkxsgkeTFE2wMpGZ2YjN2u+iPLdxVY3DumkYH0GtFtjHsBzuyy+J1sk8mncjJMeTlih7LG00czWlnvXcjgcmoS6XhcL+Ry5T/i8vyaDFYPDR5BFG0GqJHt0eJfvPmocTgHNGYdpvdvHiPqhJ5uqaL1cVbbLxo6oZt6Ylp4baSArJJdlOSo3FXE+EEmrey7/Kf08lU4qBzPaFcjwPgeKSyYXDsYhNSBpCoesSlehXSJDKqYzF8B7ZVK2RV0b0WwouOPBiTHvcoXKQpjkagdkVJLqSlF2OJop4ehsRJRTRKhxmmjTiHB6d1iBEy9h6M7Cgw0EPWRgzyXne4B2V+hyC9wG7Tkh59VHErZcMbkzzTC4eSQ1Gx7zya0u+QWl2V0ImkAdMeqB9ltZpXdwbdN8z5L0sXwPlwVRt/pBFggXu7Uxb2Rd0OfcCfWvEhOOtzZ5KGJcsK8UILdJlFtHYsOzMO6W82IcC2NziDkLhqWjmBZJ/ZpJcVnbEW/2gBb3NO74Kh230gkxb80gLuAFnQcgBuH6Ky2PiRlFtyloDRv0AFCl6DS6WWKFydyfZz82RTfHQJt6egGjgqaN9FWW1wXOsD/AIVZk1Tq6AnHFWUuwp2wHEPZljDmt7Vh3aqnZDrl1GveEtiY2KF+d8Zkc0jJqA0cyQQbPyu9CAVb4zpiZWuY+HM14pwMz9a1G4cDVdwrVByTyqSUI8ef6BIqNcsy6cCmhIFMgyRqqJWdXP8AwzajkHt3+o+StUHtbDGSMgaOb2mnk5uo/feg5otxtdrk3B0/yVPSDBFzA9o7bHZTXFp1HzQmA2xNFTCxx91pB9AOIWhwUhc0OeCC9otvGwd4HL/ZNxOKrS67m6uPn+i5+f6fDM991YzjzyhwHYbbL8tyRtjvh+Y/0jUDxQWM2q52gOVvIDX9+qq5Q4nQVfF2/wBN/qp8Ngb3m/Hd5Ba0+jxYn7Y2/ll5M85L3P8AQfE4uPZHid9+J4qyji1zO1cd5SiY1gs6AJr5yR2RZO7kF0EqFW7B8DiA4yv45ZCNdwLm4YD0lJ8UdgWhgzO38BxKrNlQ9W+dupzNZQPe7O+u62tRMsh3AIGC3bfzRvJ4SFjMSXusq12e6m246KmZGQbpEmckBvBHBst3bTLjTLHkrjZrmyNLH07mD+9CsoMUI26au+CN6NSnNmJ32qkrVFdci2/sl0JttujO53u9zv1WeJXpEk4rWiDoRwpZbpDsLqx10WsZ9oe5/suTqtM0t0RrDmvhlRCjo0BAj40LH0EkPKjcpCo3IxgYkuJKiy1h6EY2XtCIMb/3HtYf8O8eYT8B0FxL3lspZBRoGQk5u9mQEOGu+x869UxBcD2NdQHN5tdxo8kfCfyur6HyXmfvMng6PpRPNoOgTsNJHNJKyWNjg8hjSCS3Vo10rMBfda1DMYcRBMCKcyntrfxN3/SrfHw5QS0DqzpK3g1p/tG8q3kcRfEa0mzoix8g5RvB7+9Ay5Z5GtxuMVFcF5sLaImha4+0NHeI3+u/zXjO39quxM8khNhzjlHJg0YPT5lbHZG0DGzEt3XDI5v8zGO+n+lebbRxGQ7qbmIHgOS7n0GkpZJfgS1ttqKC4pCNQp2413NBQzBwU1L1Ckmc1xCjjXHeousUKcFoqhy4uEpWomQcuhNC7aso7ahjkzOd7rdP5nfoF3EzZGl3IaDmeA9UsJDkaG8tXd7jq5Zb5o0lxZ3H4eSJ2WQDtCxTzZH+FRCKx2AGg7zW/wDVTPizEFxutALJ05eClJUS+SN/BDFhmt4X4qakrXLWjNmu6NMjw0TsTKLc5zY2hpaXRsd7chAujy4+qPh2c4Yk5sgwrYziAWsB61reDnm3uOutk8OawJVtgukc8TGsa4ZW3ksasv3SK07jY7lzs2lyNuUXbf74H8WpgkotUkBbOg++7QkDWNY11EhtRtjjDQS4kChQ41qVBiGxhzhEXFlkBziCXCzR0A4UuYTa0gkxQbkZ1uVryxjWFzcrCWnKNBpwreUMw6la0sJptvq2kgeeUWqXfySOKY40nFRSck6LEbo83cFZbNxAjQhXImZiAOJpUQ1GGlzC1cYGYZXNOvcs/wDeQCyGMF7yaIaLJPILdbE6FPOV+IkyB35GUXebtw8r3pfUajFiXvZqGKU/8p5zt7Y/UnrGf/m47vcJ4eBQMT177J0ewvVOidE0tcCCTZeb4h28FeIdJ9iuwU5jJLmG3RPP523x4ZhuPrxC48NVinNqPA56clHkFL0xzkN1q4ZExuRmifMkh86SvcSj3Z5JecuhdGCOVjX9FPFMSL4tAf5WQ4en0QEDiTC7hlLT4mq+SKhnqQjuryteQOoGTuANnVta8iw6H0sHwJXnWz9r9RipWuJLSHR+lAH0b8VvMePwHge01jq76BBHmNPNeL4fE9a8SXq51n+puQ+hHxVVZLDYseczg4+0CAf5gQfmsdtJpke1rjVCldbRlpx7tR4HVZ/aT7N91/Err/TZqG6D80/9hTOrpkcGILDXAK4w2JBCzZkuyVPh5yF3sGo8MUnCzTgpAoHD4pFslC6KYu1RJaS5a6CtGTq6m2mzShrS47gLV3RVEDznlDfyxjO7vcdGN+Z9EcNP3xQmBiLW9r2nHO/xO4eQ+SJtYh8vyal8HbStctcBWzJ1K00lK1RKOkpWuWkoQGAp7++j8APopWlQud+IR/AD6l36J2ZL4X3+WFkuvwSFyimeuGRDTyorZlIMzIvZQJk7It9EMA3l7uyyu+yFWmVar7L4usxmYi+rje4Hk4lrAfRzkHUZ1ixSn8I3jx7pJG86K9GWYCIyPp87hRdvAv8AIzuvjxWxL7A7gqB2I63EtjHsxDM/lm4DyHzCumuXicmeeWTnN8s66goqkInVZjpjsgYzDyRgfiM7cR/jaPZvk4aeYPBaHEzZRQ1cdw+pQsFNOptxQlNqSaNVao+eMyRetD0u2UI8TLkBDXPc7KRRYTqW6aEdoEEcHDiCqM4crqx1LasWlCnTIc6Sk+7lcWvuGZ2o9xwGK0o7jw4gqDFYnLO4jk2u/TVV+zsc1xLeI4IzGyhru1oA3MTvFczWoXFlwOoN29tAR4YyXwynzH+y8S2XiS1zxyOcDuJ7Q9aK9B+0LaTBgsrHA9YWkUb1B0+q8xweJGZt8eyfPRHhD2sxN8lntUXThqCPhw+CzkrjdcBu8DzVzK+g6Imr9k8jyVBKC2wTZGic0q91gMj4IHHWu9EwBR4fDl2oRLMMQutp4Sct1C82qoljdVlSR4ghQvaQKXGLpKTToDRaxYlEsmVTGVxrkdTB7S8DwoJxmcxnAnM7wbr86VdFKb3qbCTHNK/kWxN8tXfG1JZE6XyUo1yWWe/P96JyidiTlA4DUaC+W/emiZETMtE5K4U1rl21ZR0rjkikVRDlppek5QueqbLSImG5XnllZ5gZv/cJxlCFik7N+8XO8i418AEwSapTDLhv5bYeS5oIdMoHyaqNztU3rQtuZSiTSTfBbr7LpuqjxUu8kRxsHf8AiOd5ez6Lzh7/AIrZ9EpDHBfCSRxHgAGX6grl/Vs1adr5pf8AIzpo+89W6Lx/hlx1c9xLjzVxNjQNG8OPBUGypahaAfHwRcbifZFn8o4XzPcF5Z8HRoPjjvtONX6n9E8uABy6D5oDD4WX+1ePJPxz3EBrGk99aDzVWVRmOnmBEjI8QB2g7qn97TZaT4G/8RWPOC7l6B0le3qosPvMkrB4hh6yQ+Aa0+qyezxnjY7iWtJ82g/Ij1Tenl/CTPD2Kf6f+FScEkrzqEkzYoZfZO3HCcOOjXEChwXqe0mNyMn07LMrgdzmnT6rBDohEd0jx45T9AudIcdiY4mwSODmEU14FEgaU7v/AFXPuM5Ug8ZUZTESZ2lovKHEtHdrXwVVqCDyPyVnEylDPCnEu0DbC9pRZqI4/sKjjgMrzrxsnzVzJiLaNOA+SHwcGQd53p/6dgc5c9IDmlSJ4IgwUFPShabUwK9FBJdCTGvgaeCiODHBELtrdIzbAn4YqB0NKzC7SjiibisjGQFx3NBPou4NhDI2nebkd4vP/Kl2jGHBrB+dwB8Abd8AjQwWT+9NENR9/wCEab4I3BRtCIeE3KimB8ScE1mictFDk0roTXKiDHlAYyamurfVDxOg+JRspVa829o4Nt58vZHqgZp7YsJBWxz25Rl4ABo/pFfRBGXVETuVe52qXk9kUgy5dk75FC96T3qB70DJlNqIusJOm+93yC9Ihh6uPDxg7ogXEe85zi74krz/AGOLmbW8kV3HdfkLW1OJuUAmwwBpPPKLPxJXD103Oo/qN4UlybnA40NABNADVFf/ACLLpHQJ3uOpHc0bl5vtfbB0Y06my7mBw+qhj2gWtAJJPAcSkNgdz8HrGzNrDcXE2bu9bPG1buhc4Ah1grxPDYzEF1sNVz3ea9H6M7ZeGNDyLPtDhfcVUoURSsB2viC04qfeYv8A6WHaOMsgHWOHfqB4AofARhjpYxuicyLxLIIgfiitpsyPYHD8M49uIB4VIKcD3scL/lN8HUNstpyTvO84qbNzBDstfAKoPa7G9Qk8XH7/AH/2EEJKMvSRPuEcqiSGRESxNkaWvaHNPA/PuKSSR6NFHiuiDDrE8t/hcMw8jv8AW1ndr7BmhaS8At95rgR6HX4JJJnBmluSIwbA7PfJHI5oGWJmZxJ4AE1XPRV5eupL0v0qTqf5Fc/aNr0e6GCXAy4qV1Hq3OgaDoMoJzvrfdVl5d9VkOt4pJJnQ555J5Nz6fBnNBRUaHiRLMkkumhdoWdLOupLRQKyS5Sf7ttD+Z3/AAiusSSQ4PtmpIWdcLl1JEMnOsTg9JJVZB2Zcc9cSUslEMjlWxu7Up8B5DL+pSSSmpfCDYyKR6rpnapJJXVSe0JDshe9R9YkkuXKTsOi46PENzyHgKCt8FiMrSTvNknvJsn1KSSUny2FRWiU5nPcaLjfMgcBy3UiI8U0cSkkr2oqyx2ftdoNXv4UVq9k7XZ+wkkg5FQSDNM2Zk0bo3dprwQefiO8bx4Kl2BMR1sT9XEuIPOSIujf69UHfqSUkkDwMwdxaHl6SSSWET//2Q==
mark mangino
 
John Mackovic, the head coach fired last year at CU, Ty, Todd Turner for asst AD, Buddy Teevens, Bobby Hauck, Rich Brooks, and a few other proven winners.
 
Back
Top