Who's Taking Their Sweatpant Boners Over to Hawaii

I still own a house on Oahu (Hawaii Kai)... its fucking great compared to Seattle or Portland.

There, I said it.

Why not take a trip to the islands and see your new Peterman in action for the first time? Better excuse than most have for going - and August usually has nice surf on the south shore.

South shore surf report superiority guy.
 
Any other island>>Oahu if they had played this game in December when its special I'd be camped out on Kauai and fly over for the game to minimize my time on Oahu.

On the bright side the weathers great and its not Mexico.

This minus the camping. I'd stay in a condo.
 
Lots of haoles on this board talking beef bout Oahu - go say that up on the North Shore and see what happens to your face brudda

Seriously tho, nobody here has stayed in say Kailua/Lanikai? I get a sense the the reviews here are from tourists who limited themselves to Waikiki

The North Shore: where Danny Shelton and his boys beat the fuck out of haoles who disrespect Oahu.
 
Seriously tho, nobody here has stayed in say Kailua/Lanikai? I get a sense the the reviews here are from tourists who limited themselves to Waikiki

Exactly. Kailua beach is as nice as anything on Maui, and its only 20 minutes from the big city, or 1 block from your place if you stay in Kailua.

I've been to Maui 4 times, and it does have some nice beaches and awesome resorts and a nice volcano to hike in, but it has tourists everywhere.

When people from the mainland move to Hawaii -- most go to Oahu. It just has more to offer.

Kauai is okay... but the beaches there don't compare to Oahu or Maui.
 
I'll say it again...and I have been all over Oahu many times. While there are some nice spots, it, and it's people generally blow. Honolulu is a god damn dump. Aloha stadium is a fucking mess.

Labor Day weekend in the NW >>>>>>>> Labor Day Weekend in Oahu.

End of discussion.
 
1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. ?
10. Profit

The toilet section at Lowe's in Vancouver < Oahu.

If you go to oahu and stay around Waikiki the whole time you're pathaydenFS. Kailua and the North Shore are great though.

Best time to go in all honesty is the is the Monday after Labor Day. All the prices drop and the resorts are half full. But if you are going to catch a game and stay for a week still > labor day weekend in Vancouver.
 
1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. ?
10. Profit

The toilet section at Lowe's in Vancouver < Oahu.

If you go to oahu and stay around Waikiki the whole time you're pathaydenFS. Kailua and the North Shore are great though.

Best time to go in all honesty is the is the Monday after Labor Day. All the prices drop and the resorts are half full. But if you are going to catch a game and stay for a week still > labor day weekend in Vancouver.

I'll say it again...and I have been all over Oahu many times.

Disagree - Stay in the Northwest over Labor Day AND go to a tropical vacation when the weather here is horrible. Abundance. Some of us don't really need to worry about a "price drop" or stay at resorts. Toilet sales are that good.

HTH

 
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1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. ?
10. Profit

The toilet section at Lowe's in Vancouver < Oahu.

If you go to oahu and stay around Waikiki the whole time you're pathaydenFS. Kailua and the North Shore are great though.

Best time to go in all honesty is the is the Monday after Labor Day. All the prices drop and the resorts are half full. But if you are going to catch a game and stay for a week still > labor day weekend in Vancouver.

I'll say it again...and I have been all over Oahu many times.

Disagree - Stay in the Northwest over Labor Day AND go to a tropical vacation when the weather here is horrible. Abundance. Some of us don't really need to worry about a "price drop" or stay at resorts. Toilet sales are that good.

HTH

That shit's in demand
 
1. Honolulu sucks
2. Oahu suck
3. U of H sucks
4. U of H fans suck
5. Aloha Stadium sucks
6. Traveling over Labor Day sucks
7. Crowds of Japanese tourists sucks
8. The weather where I am doesn't suck
9. ?
10. Profit

The toilet section at Lowe's in Vancouver < Oahu.

If you go to oahu and stay around Waikiki the whole time you're pathaydenFS. Kailua and the North Shore are great though.

Best time to go in all honesty is the is the Monday after Labor Day. All the prices drop and the resorts are half full. But if you are going to catch a game and stay for a week still > labor day weekend in Vancouver.

I'll say it again...and I have been all over Oahu many times.

Disagree - Stay in the Northwest over Labor Day AND go to a tropical vacation when the weather here is horrible. Abundance. Some of us don't really need to worry about a "price drop" or stay at resorts. Toilet sales are that good.

HTH

That shit's in demand
Practically running off the shelves!
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