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AZDuck

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Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)

 
Mario Cristobal.

At least they get two years straight of the new coach year 1 offseason optimism party. A true rarity.
 
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8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!
 
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8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!
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How are things over in the Paluse?
 
8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!
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How are things over in the Paluse?
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Well... we? finally filled our coaching positions.

So Oregon will have a new QB coach in 2020, no doubt.
 
Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)
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That's going to be like $1 million/win this year
 
Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)
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They're getting ripped off
 
8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!
Click to expand...

If we're? 6-0, it means we? beat Stanford and UW and are heading to the Palouse undefeated.

Hopefully, Hilinski and the Cuogs are ready for Game Day in that scenario!!!
 
8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!
Click to expand...

If we're? 6-0, it means we? beat Stanford and UW and are heading to the Palouse undefeated.

Hopefully, Hilinski and the Cuogs are ready for Game Day in that scenario!!![/b]
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Is that why he called it a Walking Dead schedule?
 
Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)
Click to expand...
I look at these numbers and this pops into my mind.
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Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)
Click to expand...

That's going to be like $1 million/win this year
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Owen12 laughs at you.
 
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