Who is this guy that has River Monsters on his jersey?

[Baphomet]

So a buddy of mine sent me an email with the DawgPound's analysis of Asa Turner, and at the bottom of the screen are all of those teaser pics to get you to click on some junk article that is a slideshow with 10-20 slides and another 20 pages of complete java script garbage marketing. And 99% of the time the teaser pic is never even shown in the content.

Well I've learned my lesson now and I refuse to click on it, but did anybody else? Who the fuck are the river monsters?

Oh shit, I found it. Sorry, I guess I should have put this in the Arena Football Board.
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters

Damn, at 300 pounds, that guy still has more moves than Browning.

 

[dnc]

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[Purple_Pills]

 

[CuntWaffle]

Thats an Oregon O lineman. HTH.

 

[dnc]

Thats an Oregon O lineman. HTH.

Fast forward to now and the Ducks are on the same S&C program every middle school up to the SEC runs in the south (it's fucking weird, literally everyone does the exact same thing), recruiting is at a level it has never been before, and they have the highest paid coaching staff west of the Rockies.

 

[animate]

If lorenzen had the mind... He would have been awesome. Just liked food too Much.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Lorenzen was the fucking man

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Lorenzen was the fucking man

Dude was awesome and gave Zero Fucks.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Thats an Oregon O lineman. HTH.

Fast forward to now and the Ducks are on the same S&C program every middle school up to the SEC runs in the south (it's fucking weird, literally everyone does the exact same thing), recruiting is at a level it has never been before, and they have the highest paid coaching staff west of the Rockies.

These jersey's do look like something the Ducks could rock while losing to WSU.

 

[Rubberfist]

Pillsbury Throw Boy is still one of the all-time great nicknames.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status/1019682152991117312

 

[dnc]

http://twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status/1019682152991117312

 

[Quietcowskee]

Doesn’t he (Lorenzen) have a great quote about Brent Pease?