Which Oregon player

[DoogerMcFarland]

will blow out his left knee/right hamstring late in the fourth quarter to stop the clock with less than a minute left in the conference championship, get carted off, then make a miraculous recovery and re-enter the game two plays later?

 

[Southerndawg]

Fergie. She[/s] He has the drill down;

 

[PineapplePirate]

Fergie. She[/s] He has the drill down;

Look, if we are assuming he genders I’m IN.

 

[Quietcowskee]

Bo will do it to clench the heisman

 

[PurpleJ]

Blo Dix pops his ACL while having gay butt sex with his adopted brother.

 

[PineapplePirate]

Blo Dix pops his ACL while having gay butt sex with his adopted brother.

Purp, I feel like I’m suppose to disown you on behalf of modern society. I’m not like that though, I’m enlightened. All can say is:

GRONK!!!!!1!!69!!