Where is anyone but me, and a few others

Homebrew_Dawg

Homebrew_Dawg

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Shit. I see my sarktarded avatar (Sark upside down after the Valero Bowl loss) as the last posting on numerous threads. I am just beginning to have fun. Brewed tonight for the first time in about 6 months. Wife (full bush) is away this weekend and I am drinking heavily. Thought I would get an early start before watching every team but ours tomorrow.
 
You're not drinking heavily enough to the point where tsirb hsot boobs is overtaken with a new addition to the drunk HHB's lexicon. Start taking shots
 
You're not drinking heavily enough to the point where tsirb hsot boobs is overtaken with a new addition to the drunk HHB's lexicon. Start taking shots
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No shots for me. Just beer. Did vodka about 3 months ago and it ended with puking. Too old for that shit.

Is there a link to the drunk HHB's lexicon?

 
Wife (full bush)
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Pics or gtfo
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Sorry, I gtfo. Or my ass would be strung up faster than Sark's ever will. Thankfully, I don't live in a community property state, but just the same, my accounts are not likely as flush as his.
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Just say your phone was hacked, all the cool kids are doing it.
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Hacking phones? Or just saying it was so? I can do the latter? Don't know how to do the former. Shit. Fuck. Ass.
 
If your wife ever decides to shave her bush, save it in a plastic bag and pt it in the fridge. Next time you make an IPA, mix the hair along with the hops during the dry-hopping stage. then come up with a silly name (Bushwhacker IPA, India Pube Ale, etc., a clever bottle, and take it on the road to the craft beer fests. I get half the profit for coming up with the idea.
 
If your wife ever decides to shave her bush, save it in a plastic bag and pt it in the fridge. Next time you make an IPA, mix the hair along with the hops during the dry-hopping stage. then come up with a silly name (Bushwhacker IPA, India Pube Ale, etc., a clever bottle, and take it on the road to the craft beer fests. I get half the profit for coming up with the idea.
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I just about puked. Long live Coors Light.
 
If your wife ever decides to shave her bush, save it in a plastic bag and pt it in the fridge. Next time you make an IPA, mix the hair along with the hops during the dry-hopping stage. then come up with a silly name (Bushwhacker IPA, India Pube Ale, etc., a clever bottle, and take it on the road to the craft beer fests. I get half the profit for coming up with the idea.
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I just about puked. Long live Coors Light.
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if you only knew...

 
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