What's the most cordwood you've split in weekend?

YellowSnow

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2 cords for me. We used to have employee firewood day at the ski hill. Used to rent a trailer and bring back all the fallen timber from freshly cut ski runs.

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However much the guy that says he split the most says, I split about a half cord more than that.

Then I stacked it all.

 
However much the guy that says he split the most says, I split about a half cord more than that.

Then I stacked it all.

I've done about two quite a few times. Then I did however many extra rounds I needed to beat Dflea by one.
 
I honestly don't know what cordwood is

Must be a fag nw thing

Like steelheaders. Fucking trout. Sad.

Jeebus. Just take your supple little hands and grab the crystal light pitcher. This is a forum for men.
 
We're probably talking totally different things - but the Throbber has zero interest in splitting his WOOD!

 
Chopped and stacked firewood for my grandparents into my mid 20’s. Went from Gatorade and Dew to a case of Rainier while splitting. Still my favorite thing to do as far as hard labor goes
 
Primary heat source for nine years of my childhood was wood. Dad did most of the cutting (I did some when I was older), buttfuck did I do a lot of carrying and stacking. I stacked more cordwood as a kid than a SCOTUS nomination party.
 
9th grade in the snow, last night of Christmas break. Buddy and I split and stacked two cords. His mom said if we did it we didn’t have to go to school the next day. Would have been easier to go to school. Dumb.
 
I did 5 cords in one weekend but cheated, had a friend helping and used a gas powered hydraulic splitter.
Sure as hell did not stack it that weekend.

Couldn't stand up straight for 2 days or hear anything. After that I never bought more than 2 cords at a time, I am cheap I always by wood in rounds.
 
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