What Will It Take for Penix to Receive Quarterback Acceptance?

I'm working under the theory that Dan Raley is a robot from the future, like the Terminator, but instead of trying to kill humanity, he's here to torture us by spamming shitty articles about the Huskies
 
I surprised I'm surprised - shitty article from Raley?!?

It is not fucking rocket surgery. People are not getting sucked into hype of our legendary Penix when they've seen the lengthy history of falling limp short of the finish line.
You cannot count on Penix staying upright so anything that comes from his time inside a UW uniform is just a bone-us. I firmly believe he could be great, but I have a hard time envisioning our Penix taking a pounding or scoring very much, let alone setting any records slinging those balls at willing receivers. Although maybe we could bring back the special ugly unis for one gayme - all black jersey and pants (to look larger, naturally). But imagine our larger than life black Penix, topped with that enormous purple helmet glistening in the crisp autumn air.
Either way we? are fucked.
Go Dawgs

Six foot, three inches
(Two separate measurements)
Give us more Penix.
 
Clearly Penix envy. We will all witness the rise of the Penix.

All 28,000 at Husky Stadium and their two dads will be thrilled and delighted.
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
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Penix was great in the B1G at fucking Indiana before he got hurt.

The chances of him being great in this league are very high.

His OL would have to be as bad as last year or he would have to get hurt again, which it would be a freak thing imo.

He probably buttslams Bo and Dan in flyover country even.
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
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Penix was great in the B1G at fucking Indiana before he got hurt.

The chances of him being great in this league are very high.

His OL would have to be as bad as last year or he would have to get hurt again, which it would be a freak thing imo.

He probably buttslams Bo and Dan in flyover country even.
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Yeah I agree he's good and his supporting cast at UW should be a lot better. My only doubt with him is his health.
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
Click to expand...

Penix was great in the B1G at fucking Indiana before he got hurt.

The chances of him being great in this league are very high.

His OL would have to be as bad as last year or he would have to get hurt again, which it would be a freak thing imo.

He probably buttslams Bo and Dan in flyover country even.
Click to expand...

Yeah I agree he's good and his supporting cast at UW should be a lot better. My only doubt with him is his health.
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On UW schedule, what edge rushers scare you.
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
Click to expand...

Penix was great in the B1G at fucking Indiana before he got hurt.

The chances of him being great in this league are very high.

His OL would have to be as bad as last year or he would have to get hurt again, which it would be a freak thing imo.

He probably buttslams Bo and Dan in flyover country even.
Click to expand...

Yeah I agree he's good and his supporting cast at UW should be a lot better. My only doubt with him is his health.
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On UW schedule, what edge rushers scare you.
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You have a point but t's not really about the edge rushers he'll face, or the UW offensive line for that matter. He'll inevitably get mixed up in traffic and have big fucks falling on him.

He doesn't seem to hold up, but this could be the year where he does. The truth is that I expect uw to have a good OL this year, and they won't be facing any scary defenses.
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
Click to expand...

Penix was great in the B1G at fucking Indiana before he got hurt.

The chances of him being great in this league are very high.

His OL would have to be as bad as last year or he would have to get hurt again, which it would be a freak thing imo.

He probably buttslams Bo and Dan in flyover country even.
Click to expand...

Yeah I agree he's good and his supporting cast at UW should be a lot better. My only doubt with him is his health.
Click to expand...

On UW schedule, what edge rushers scare you.
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Quick. Without looking, what Edge rushers in the PAC 12 scare you?
 
I feel like an erect penis for a full season would mean coked out @RoadDawg55 levels of scoring for UW.

With no penis things aren't looking as up.
Click to expand...

Penix was great in the B1G at fucking Indiana before he got hurt.

The chances of him being great in this league are very high.

His OL would have to be as bad as last year or he would have to get hurt again, which it would be a freak thing imo.

He probably buttslams Bo and Dan in flyover country even.
Click to expand...

Yeah I agree he's good and his supporting cast at UW should be a lot better. My only doubt with him is his health.
Click to expand...

On UW schedule, what edge rushers scare you.
Click to expand...

Quick. Without looking, what Edge rushers in the PAC 12 scare you?
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ZTF and Trice are going to butt slam the holy cross of the citadel state FCS transfer qb.
 
He will get acceptance for winning. I’ve watched him play and he did well both times I watched him. He’s an upgrade over what we have, possibly a huge upgrade.

Hopefully he can stay healthy and hopefully he’s not already hampered by his previous injuries.
 
I surprised I'm surprised - shitty article from Raley?!?

It is not fucking rocket surgery. People are not getting sucked into hype of our legendary Penix when they've seen the lengthy history of falling limp short of the finish line.
You cannot count on Penix staying upright so anything that comes from his time inside a UW uniform is just a bone-us. I firmly believe he could be great, but I have a hard time envisioning our Penix taking a pounding or scoring very much, let alone setting any records slinging those balls at willing receivers. Although maybe we could bring back the special ugly unis for one gayme - all black jersey and pants (to look larger, naturally). But imagine our larger than life black Penix, topped with that enormous purple helmet glistening in the crisp autumn air.
Either way we? are fucked.
Go Dawgs

Six foot, three inches
(Two separate measurements)
Give us more Penix.
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Penix will put a poundin' to Kent State's roundin'.

Cook it!
 
“ Penix granted is a little worn”

Rally is piling on and creating his own narrative here.
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I agree, it sounds like Raley is arguing with an imaginary friend in order to create a more interesting storyline. As a sidenote, FWIW, if Penix can
stay upright and deliver as expected, I think that Fresno State has just found their starting QB to succeed Haener next season.
 
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