"Citrus Festivals Happen Here"
"Fleenor's caddie"
"I had Sark's sloppy seconds" over Erin's head.
"Meet me at the 7-11 on Aurora"
"Gameday is a Fucking Dreckfest"
"I want to bare pickle Erin's two hole"
"Mark Emmert is the best friend Oregon ever had."
"Thanks nigga and Go Cougs!"
"We are asoftballcrew school"