What Sark Told the LA Media Today - Priceless

Meek

New Fish
firstly, you gotta give props to Scott Wolfe for this (and being way fucking better at his job than the LPT are at antagonizing the beehive).

“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.

They are also some missed field goals at Stanford and Arizona away from being 1-5.
 
Ho. Lee. Shit.

One Hail Mary from being top 5 in the country?

And one road grader run attack ...

Jesus Christ ... I need some of what this guy has.
 
So Mr. Damone

I saw Sark and Johnny Nansen jumping around celebrating after this missed FG.....all I could think was "they are gonna celebrate this and tank it again next week."

Thoughts?
Sark's gonna Sark.

Full of shit and platitudes, as always.

 
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So Mr. Damone

I saw Sark and Johnny Nansen jumping around celebrating after this missed FG.....all I could think was "they are gonna celebrate this and tank it again next week."

Thoughts?
Sark's gonna Sark.

Full of shit and platitudes, as always.

I think it's going to be a cool week for the Trojans man. In-N-Out truck will be at practice every day, Sark will be at the Viper Room until 2 am every night, dance contests will keep the team loose and edgy, Sark will castrate a bison on Friday in front of the team.
 
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“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.

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