We now have L.A. & Seattle Times articles, Internet rumors, speculations, and the start of an NCAA inquiry. All that remains is a year of highly publicized investigations followed by sanctions handed down to both UW and USC from Dr. Snakeoil's pest exterminators during the optimum media hype week before Petersen faces Sark in Husky Stadium for the Pac-12 championship.
Hey! Fuck Oregon and the faux duck jerky slamming fantasies. We're Husky Football and wouldn't have it any other way. Perhaps as our next great football coach, Pete will resign at the beginning of his Husky career instead of wasting 18 years helping us retrieve our glory and pride.
What would happen if: USC terminated their deal with Sarkisian rather than be exposed to more NCAA sanctions even if such amounted to only a Sark suspension; Petersen decided that oops, UW under even minor penalties is not such a good fit and exercises a contractual escape from Montlake; and once-again sanctioned Husky Football is left totally without a coaching staff? Could we then put together an offer that Mora simply could not refuse?
These are dark and unserious cynical thoughts, but if the hammer that so artfully missed the ducks falls on the excessively kicked stinking dead horse we lovingly know as Husky Football, what can remain? Why not round up an under-dawg coaching staff comprised of our most favorite losers from the past 20 years: Lambright, Neuheisel, Gilbertson, Willingham, Baird, Cozzetto, Lappano, Baer, etc etc and essentially take a year off wallowing in our grief watching these clowns at work again in Husky Stadium? It wouldn't be fair to the kids on UW's returning roster, but screw it! Screw them, screw us, screw the L.A. & Seattle Times, the Pac-12 and NCAA, screw it all.
Hey! Fuck Oregon and the faux duck jerky slamming fantasies. We're Husky Football and wouldn't have it any other way. Perhaps as our next great football coach, Pete will resign at the beginning of his Husky career instead of wasting 18 years helping us retrieve our glory and pride.
What would happen if: USC terminated their deal with Sarkisian rather than be exposed to more NCAA sanctions even if such amounted to only a Sark suspension; Petersen decided that oops, UW under even minor penalties is not such a good fit and exercises a contractual escape from Montlake; and once-again sanctioned Husky Football is left totally without a coaching staff? Could we then put together an offer that Mora simply could not refuse?
These are dark and unserious cynical thoughts, but if the hammer that so artfully missed the ducks falls on the excessively kicked stinking dead horse we lovingly know as Husky Football, what can remain? Why not round up an under-dawg coaching staff comprised of our most favorite losers from the past 20 years: Lambright, Neuheisel, Gilbertson, Willingham, Baird, Cozzetto, Lappano, Baer, etc etc and essentially take a year off wallowing in our grief watching these clowns at work again in Husky Stadium? It wouldn't be fair to the kids on UW's returning roster, but screw it! Screw them, screw us, screw the L.A. & Seattle Times, the Pac-12 and NCAA, screw it all.