More likely than any of the above
Swaye drinks himself to death.
And he's not alone
Hardcore Husky turns 81% against Chris Petersen
Jonathan Smith is sent to hand out rainbow stickers to ISIS
The 14th straight wait until the year after next season with absolutely no hope to get rid of Petersen.
We care more about USC losing than the Huskies winning against the cripples on the schedule.
We celebrated Oregon's second straight loss in the natty more than anything else all year
We crush Mora for losing to Stanford again causing Ballsack to herniate himself
Back channel communications to Haden saying that he really should have hired Petersen instead of Sark
Sark is fired, Haden hires Petersen and pool boy brings back Sark
Everyone drinks themselves to death
Derrick has no more money to grab and Kim wins
