What is @BearsWiin currently doing?

[EsophagealFeces]

Fuck the field, Janet Reno, and all you fags who will flag this because I didn't include those options.

 

[WilburHooksHands]

BearsWiin is not the type of dude to grovel with cakes.

 

[TommySQC]

disagree

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Unfortunately for him it's probably victory self-coitus.

 

[BearsWiin]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

 

[EwaDawg]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

So victory coitus lasts less than a half hour or did you stop mid thrust to check HCH?

 

[BearsWiin]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

So victory coitus lasts less than a half hour or did you stop mid thrust to check HCH?

Had visions of Chip Kelly, came quickly

wife did too

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

So victory coitus lasts less than a half hour or did you stop mid thrust to check HCH?

Abundance

 

[Pitchfork51]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

Downflagged for having sex with the same chick over and over.

The correct choice was "hooker"

 

[BearsWiin]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

Downflagged for having sex with the same chick over and over.

The correct choice was "hooker"

My wife won't give me any crusty diseases or knock me out to steal my wallet.

 

[Pitchfork51]

That's 90 percent of the fun

 

[BearsWiin]

That's 81 percent of the fun

 

[tenndawg]

The danger element is 72% of the load inducing excitement and fun

 

[CheersWestDawg]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

Downflagged for having sex with the same chick over and over.

The correct choice was "hooker"

My wife won't give me any crusty diseases or knock me out to steal my wallet.

Agree on crusty diseases.

Disagree on stealing your wallet. California is a community property state.

 

[BearsWiin]

Didn't find out until about 30 minutes ago. The correct answer is, of course, immediate and glorious victory coitus. Told wife I felt like dancing naked in the street, she said I'd like to see that but wait until you finish up in here

Downflagged for having sex with the same chick over and over.

The correct choice was "hooker"

My wife won't give me any crusty diseases or knock me out to steal my wallet.

Agree on crusty diseases.

Disagree on stealing your wallet. California is a community property state.

My wife runs a local engineering firm, and I raise kids. In your scenario, I think I'd be the wallet-stealer.