What are your gameday traditions?

Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
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I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
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I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
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You sound like you're close to dousing yourself with gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. Please do it now before making any further posts.
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
Click to expand...

I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. .Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
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Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
Click to expand...

I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
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You sound like you're close to dousing yourself with gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. Please do it now before making any further posts.
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PM Irishdoog (RIP) for proper use of that term.
 
Wake up, smoke a bowl
Wait thirty minutes, smoke another
Continue for the next 12 hours
Sprinkle in hash oil and beer as desired
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This. And add in brb jo before the game so as to avoid getting sport blue balls.
 
Walk over to Skyview and watch the teen-pink play soccer in the morning....come home and nail wife....shot of Crown.....beer....watch Dawgs
 
With DJ - get up, anticipate. Get excite. listen to KOMO. Curse my broke parents because I couldn't be there.

With Lambo - get up, drink coffee, talk about how we should crush this team. Watch as we don white pants and struggle to get a play in on time and go into prevent mode up by 3 in the second quarter.

With Rick - get up, drink coffee. Watch Tui. Cry buckets, then bro slaps. After Tui, "HOW ABOUT RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL YOU BALDING PIECE OF PUSSY SHIT WE DON'T WANT TO BE UCLA!"

With Gilby - get up, drink coffee. Cry tears. Accept discipline from Fresno State and look around in disbelief as Doogs say, "this is just a down cycle. It's natural."

With Ty - get up, bleed from my anus after drinking coffee. Start crying. I enjoyed the Ronnie Fouch years though, at least we had a clear enemy.

With Sark - get up, drink coffee, wonder whether I would ever see a decent UW team again. Watch the game, confirm I wouldn't. Go out and get so drunk I had sex with a lot of men at once.

With Tui - get up, have coffee, wait for the game, get wasted, engage in disbelief at our good fortune, drink three to five in honor of @PatHadenFS‌ - then relax as we sloppily stumble toward victory.

With Peenersen - get up, coffee, start knobbing him. No need for football... ...YET.
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
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Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
Click to expand...

I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
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Lloyd Carr was a great coach?
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
Click to expand...

Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
Click to expand...

I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
Click to expand...

Lloyd Carr was a great coach?
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122-40 career record with a Natty and 4 Rose Bowl births (13 seasons). I would say a Rose Bowl every 3 years makes you great.
 
Before Helfrich: Watch the first half, then 4-5 minutes into the third find a more competitive game.

Currently: Count how many times Helfrich decides to throw on 3 and 2 with the most gifted backfield in the Pac 12, see how many times I correctly guess the next play, and wonder why after 3 quarters of getting pulverized on the ground, our undersized linebackers continue to play 6 yards off the ball. Then I get drunk because it's the only thing I can think of doing while watching the destruction of the building blocks of an up and coming college football powerhouse.
Click to expand...

Your poasts are inspiring. Not really. They're fucking depressing.
Click to expand...

I could do one better and give examples of many programs that lost great coaches and have yet fully recovered. Washington, Miami, Florida, Michigan, USC, Notre Dame, etc.
Click to expand...

Lloyd Carr was a great coach?
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122-40 with a national championship, 5 Big Ten titles, and 5 BCS bowls.

Was fired because 9-4 wasn't good enough for Michigan.

Now look at them.
 
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