Welp, no more Trader Joe’s …

I have never set foot in a Trader Joe’s
It was never intended for your people.
I like how powerful his statement when there isn't a single one in Skagit County. It's the only place I've ever found that has fresh pineapple juice for cocktails but now that I think about it that's probably just what they do with their pineapples that are about to go bad.
Love the face diaper reference. Takes me back.
 
I have never set foot in a Trader Joe’s
It was never intended for your people.
I like how powerful his statement when there isn't a single one in Skagit County. It's the only place I've ever found that has fresh pineapple juice for cocktails but now that I think about it that's probably just what they do with their pineapples that are about to go bad.
Love the face diaper reference. Takes me back.
We stop at a Trader Joe's in West Olympia before going to the cabin, and it was the strangest place in the state during covid:
Olympia Trader Joe's: everyone masked, 15 people allowed into the stores maximum, a hundred fucking masked people lined up waiting outside.
But drive just an hour to Bremerton:
-Breweries allow people inside with no max person or time limit, in May 2020.
 
I have never set foot in a Trader Joe’s
It was never intended for your people.
I like how powerful his statement when there isn't a single one in Skagit County. It's the only place I've ever found that has fresh pineapple juice for cocktails but now that I think about it that's probably just what they do with their pineapples that are about to go bad.
Love the face diaper reference. Takes me back.
We stop at a Trader Joe's in West Olympia before going to the cabin, and it was the strangest place in the state during covid:
Olympia Trader Joe's: everyone masked, 15 people allowed into the stores maximum, a hundred fucking masked people lined up waiting outside.
But drive just an hour to Bremerton:
-Breweries allow people inside with no max person or time limit, in May 2020.
The faggotry of 2020 wasn’t limited to TJs

Fuck Jay inslee and his goal post moving standards to reopen certain counties.
 
I have never set foot in a Trader Joe’s
It was never intended for your people.
I like how powerful his statement when there isn't a single one in Skagit County. It's the only place I've ever found that has fresh pineapple juice for cocktails but now that I think about it that's probably just what they do with their pineapples that are about to go bad.
Love the face diaper reference. Takes me back.
We stop at a Trader Joe's in West Olympia before going to the cabin, and it was the strangest place in the state during covid:
Olympia Trader Joe's: everyone masked, 15 people allowed into the stores maximum, a hundred fucking masked people lined up waiting outside.
But drive just an hour to Bremerton:
-Breweries allow people inside with no max person or time limit, in May 2020.
Kitsap tuff, buddy. We don't play that shit out here.
 
Never been a Trader Joes believer. It's got some mysterious appeal, especially to women. Went in LA and their produce was always bad and spoiled within a day or two. Some of their beef wasn't even choice. Their only real "good" stuff was ready to-go stuff and frozen stuff with really small portions which were equal par with anything you could get at any other store. Then they also have very limited toiletries and things like that. I kid you not had an ex who we would have to go to Trader Joes, but then also go to a real grocery store.
Oh, and they maximize space so their parking lots are always nightmarish and the aisles are super tiny and crowded.
You and @Joey should challenge them as a competitor by opening up a TRADER JOEY'S. Make the store WWF-themed. Have banners everywhere saying Importer/Exporter

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This was some of my best work, and all it got was one sympathy upvote
 
I like it. In my experience easier to find things with fewer ingredients. Probably due to its Euro/German roots (owned by a German conglomerate).

Similar items often have 2-3 times the ingredients if purchased at the regular grocery stores… big Food, decent % owned by former Big Tobacco trying to addict you.
 
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