Well, aren't you glad you never have to click on the ...

[animate]

Enumclaw Truck Stop Recruiting Board ever again?!

... unless you like tbs'ing 2-3 star talents ...

Derek, you can thank Jimmy for fucking up your hard work ...

 

[Canadawg]

Now that the kids parents aren't reading the boards can we really let loose?

 

[Bread]

I'm starting to wonder if BD2W.com is the reason our recruiting fell. Just looks at the timelines

 

[animate]

We? Are fucked.

What was Jimmy's calling card for recruits?

Get developed, get drafted and make it to the NFL and make dat money, yo.

- Conference is shit, leadership was a dumpster fire for years until asshole left after taking millions, University leaders are shit for allowing it to happen
- croots won't go to a conference that doesn't take football seriously
- peterman is gone and his version of rum and coke is now Jimmy's Crystal lite - but the shitty tasting version
- lose to montana. Fucking Montana!
- can't run, can't pass, can't win. But at least you can sail-gate to Husky stadium, the greatest setting on earth for a shitty football program.

meanwhile, Jen's boobs aren't getting any perkier. That's the real tragedy ...

 

[Joey]

I'm starting to wonder if BD2W.com is the reason our recruiting fell. Just looks at the timelines

Weird and creepy Twitter videos of jerseys being Christmas presents and champagne popping that lead to nowhere don’t fucking help

 

[chuck]

Enumclaw Truck Stop Recruiting Board ever again?!

... unless you like tbs'ing 2-3 star talents ...

Derek, you can thank Jimmy for fucking up your hard work ...

I love it. I'm going to doog on every hidden gem recruit UW scours out of the muck, then point to the one or two who work out as proof that UW just needs guys who bleed purple, not 4* recruits.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Enumclaw Truck Stop Recruiting Board ever again?!

... unless you like tbs'ing 2-3 star talents ...

Derek, you can thank Jimmy for fucking up your hard work ...

I love it. I'm going to doog on every hidden gem recruit UW scours out of the muck, then point to the one or two who work out as proof that UW just needs guys who bleed purple, not 4* recruits.

Don't forget to also bring up examples of 4 & 5 star players who don't pan out.

 

[Swaye]

I'm starting to wonder if BD2W.com is the reason our recruiting fell. Just looks at the timelines

Weird and creepy Twitter videos of jerseys being Christmas presents and champagne popping that lead to nowhere don’t fucking help

Still amazes me that a grown ass man thought that jersey video was a good idea.

 

[dtd]

Enumclaw Truck Stop Recruiting Board ever again?!

... unless you like tbs'ing 2-3 star talents ...

Derek, you can thank Jimmy for fucking up your hard work ...

I finally fucking figured out/remembered what TBS is. Jesus. Thank you. I've been sitting here for 2? years too embarrassed to aks.

Those thighs.