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Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Gays have always had a deep appreciation for back doors
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

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Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

My dad gave it to me. True story. I don't need three cars. My life is hell. When I push the button to turn that thing on and I can't tell whether it's on or not I want to die.
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

My dad gave it to me. True story. I don't need three cars. My life is hell. When I push the button to turn that thing on and I can't tell whether it's on or not I want to die.

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Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

My dad gave it to me. True story. I don't need three cars. My life is hell. When I push the button to turn that thing on and I can't tell whether it's on or not I want to die.

Which dad?
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

My dad gave it to me. True story. I don't need three cars. My life is hell. When I push the button to turn that thing on and I can't tell whether it's on or not I want to die.

Which dad?

Hard to say.
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

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The sedan version, Volvo 240, was my first car. Loved that grey box
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

Wow, just wow. No words.

If there is a vehicle branded for Slow Strategy whites more than a Highlander, I don't know what it would be.

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The pride of NE Seattle.
 

Why 4 doors? You gotta take kiddies to soccer ball practice or something?

I always liked 4-door cars for some reason. I also have an old Porsche with 2-doors. Didn't want to have a redundant car.

Now I have a fucking Toyota Highlander Hybrid.

Just fucking shoot me.

More ladies fit in the 4 door or dudes not that it matters
 
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