Washington Husky Football runs out of money in Texas, can't afford to hire tour guides.

Top 5 things to do in San Antonio:

1. The River Walk
2. The Alamo Museum
3. Float the upper river
4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.
 
Seems Ike they've cut back on the length of the bowl trip. Which would make sense from a budget standpoint, assuming that I'm right.
 
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Live look at Polk brainstorming on how to impress the team
 
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4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover true?
 
If they’re classy nachos it’s a plate of individual corn tortillas with layered beans, meat, cheese with garnishes on the side.

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Top thing to do in San Antonio:

4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.

Thanks HairyBallsDawg!

 
Seems Ike they've cut back on the length of the bowl trip. Which would make sense from a budget standpoint, assuming that I'm right.

Hmmm. Early signing day had to the be the priority prior to Christmas. Not a big enough bowl game to be there for actual Christmas. (Evening travel down there makes sense)
 
Seems Ike they've cut back on the length of the bowl trip. Which would make sense from a budget standpoint, assuming that I'm right.

Hmmm. Early signing day had to the be the priority prior to Christmas. Not a big enough bowl game to be there for actual Christmas. (Evening travel down there makes sense)

Yeah, I think most teams are focusing on recruiting back home instead of traveling away for bowel prep in a different city.

I don't think the budget is an issue since the Alamo bol gives a pretty decent payout that'd cover those costs
 
4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover true?

It’s true.
 
Top 5 things to do in San Antonio:

1. The River Walk
2. The Alamo Museum
3. Float the upper river
4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.

God I fucking hate nachos

All due respect to @CFetters_Nacho_Lover though
 
Top 5 things to do in San Antonio:

1. The River Walk
2. The Alamo Museum
3. Float the upper river
4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.

God I fucking hate nachos

All due respect to @CFetters_Nacho_Lover though

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Spurs playing the night before the game would have been cool. Oh well, most of these breweries I'm seeing have good reviews. Have to put some beer reviews together for the Refuge.
 
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Top 5 things to do in San Antonio:

1. The River Walk
2. The Alamo Museum
3. Float the upper river
4. Get nachos at a locals bar. Nachos consist of chips, a bowl of Mexican jalapeños, and a pitcher of microwaved velveta cheese that the waitress pours over the chips at your table. As you eat the top layer of chips the waitress will swing by and pour on a new layer of warm melted velveta. Be warned that the Mexican jalapeños have more kick coming out the next day, than the do going in.
5. #4 counts as two.

God I fucking hate nachos

All due respect to @CFetters_Nacho_Lover though

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#bandwidthmassacre
 
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