USC's coaching search should end at Steve Sarkisian's doorstep

We seem to be the only perpetually 7-6 program with a great coach.
 
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USC hires Sark, then Woodward hires a washed up Mack Brown. That would be better than porn.
 
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I was excited until I read the list of other would-be candidates and realized the writer is a special brand of retarded.
 
USC hires Sark, then Woodward hires a washed up Mack Brown. That would be better than porn.

Do you realize the inroads Mack Brown has in Texas? Our recruiting classes will be epic with him in charge!!!11!

 
As someone who once lived in LA, Dufresne is "special"

"The first time I laid eyes on a Chris Dufresne article I knew he was a fucking retard"

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Why would Pat Haden fire Lane Kiffin to hire Lane Kiffin again?
Why would Scott Woodward fire Ty Willingham to hire Ty Willingham again?

Sark isn't like Ty at all.
Personality, no. But then Sark's a hell of a lot more likable than Kiffin is, too.

Where it matters, results on the field?

Ty's first four years as a HC: 22-23-1 with one bowl win
Sark's first four years as a HC: 26-25 with one bowl win

Ty's fifth year: 8-4
Sark's fifth year: ?

Their careers are a lot more similar than you might think.
 
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Why would Pat Haden fire Lane Kiffin to hire Lane Kiffin again?
Why would Scott Woodward fire Ty Willingham to hire Ty Willingham again?

Sark isn't like Ty at all.
Personality, no. But then Sark's a hell of a lot more likable than Kiffin is, too.

Where it matters, results on the field?

Ty's first four years as a HC: 22-23-1 with one bowl win
Sark's first four years as a HC: 26-25 with one bowl win

Ty's fifth year: 8-4
Sark's fifth year: ?

Their careers are a lot more similar than you might think.

I was referring to personality. Prior to UW, Willingham's career W-L is something I can see Sark having.
 
USC hires Sark, then Woodward hires a washed up Mack Brown. That would be better than porn.

Do you realize the inroads Mack Brown has in Texas? Our recruiting classes will be epic with him in charge!!!11!

Hope you're wooshing, because it's the Texas brand not Mack Brown with the inroads. Once he's fired NOWGAF about him.
 
Why would Pat Haden fire Lane Kiffin to hire Lane Kiffin again?
Why would Scott Woodward fire Ty Willingham to hire Ty Willingham again?

Sark isn't like Ty at all.
Personality, no. But then Sark's a hell of a lot more likable than Kiffin is, too.

Where it matters, results on the field?

Ty's first four years as a HC: 22-23-1 with one bowl win
Sark's first four years as a HC: 26-25 with one bowl win

Ty's fifth year: 8-4
Sark's fifth year: ?

Their careers are a lot more similar than you might think.

So Sark is somewhere between Ty at Stanford and Chan Gailey at Georgia Tech...and the line to bleaux Sark is growing by the day.

People are fucking stupid and water is fucking wet.
 
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