See guys, its not ok to advertise yourself as a future Big 10 member and then barely beat South Alabama 32-31 in front of 600 fans. Adults generally mature musically. But Chip Kelly has 9-thousand examples of his unconventional behavior for a grown boy. A 40-something, hiding from reality at Hardcore Husky, dickless and bitchless, with the occasional shot of progesterone making him feisty at times. You're an embarrassment to yourself, this conference, and the odorous chubby snatch you're on a 'date' with right now. She can't get your attention as you are all obsessed with Lincoln Riley, staring repeatedly between your jiggly thighs at your little i-phone and ESPN Game Score, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... Dont take it so hard, she's not noticing you either. Her attention is focused on the zit-faced sous chef behind you. What a dud you are, Chip Kelly.