Trevor Noah leaving Daily Show

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

He inherited 1,500,000 viewers. He left with 363,000.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

 

[Pitchfork51]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

I don't interact with mine except emails. Social media was blocked as well as Netflix and Hulu. I get it. Then social media wasn't. I haven't tried HH in like 2 years. At one point it wasn't. I use my phone though.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

CS,B

 

[Pitchfork51]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

CS,B

I've never known that joke

Still don't

 

[Pitchfork51]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

I don't interact with mine except emails. Social media was blocked as well as Netflix and Hulu. I get it. Then social media wasn't. I haven't tried HH in like 2 years. At one point it wasn't. I use my phone though.

How are you supposed to shitpost during work if it's blocked. Makes no sense

Although yes if your hr person isn't under you and your friend across the way I highly suggest having zero interaction

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

On her back with toes up is the preferred position.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

On her back with toes up is the preferred position.

Nah she's married. But kinda cute. But she does the gen z like mom jeans thing that doesn't hug her ass and I'm like wtf

Turns out I've been going out with several gen z chicks lately and the mom jeans do hug their ass and I'm somewhat okay with it.

Still don't like it.

 

[Blu82]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Lol so the other day I looked up my company's router traffic and like 20% of our bandwidth was ESPN and like 10% was youtube.

I ain't blocking shit

Then I saw like 1% was Breitbart so I hit up our CFO and I was like bro congrats you're making a dent lol

Then I photoshopped pornhub logo on top of ESPN and sent it to my boss and our hr lead (who works across the hall from me) I was like we got a problem

Shes like omg seriously fuuuck

Of course he was in the room with me and then he sends an email to her like we need to take steps this is bad

Then she called out sick and the more I think about it I never got the chance to tell her it was a joke lol

Prob should do that now that I remembered

Point being always keep the hr person on her toes

On her back with toes up is the preferred position.

What's wrong with toes down?

 

[MikeDamone]

What a fag

 

[MikeDamone]

Welcome to 2 days ago bich

But I understand. You had to get over your loss, commie.

I worked some 12 hour days. The Tug toilet is a naughty, blocked site.

Imagine working 12 hour days

 

[El_K]

I have no idea who this guy is and haven’t watched the Daily show since Craig Kilborn, but this Noah doofus boned her

 

[RaceBannon]

Who didn't?