Top Ten Surprises At The Hillary Clinton Press Conference

[d2d]

10. Entered whistling the "Hail to the Chief"

9. Scrolled through email on her Ipad saying, "Can't show you that one...no, not that one..."

8. Different Hillary Clinton

7. Between questions, took swigs of Kahlua

6. Halfway through the proceedings sent a colleague out to buy melons

5. Answered all questions by saying, "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

4. Blamed the whole thing on North Korean hackers

3. "Misheard" question about Benghazi as a question about Ben Gazarra

2. Waving wad of cash, said, "What'll it take to make this go away?"

1. At conclusion of press conference, asked everyone to delete her remarks

 

[SpoonieLuv]

 

[HuskyInAZ]

Wrong bored, turbo. But I appreciate the effort to branch out from the Tavern.

FWIW, the list ain't all bad.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Unfortunately, the stupidity of d2d cannot be contained by one board.

 

[d2d]

Wrong bored, turbo. But I appreciate the effort to branch out from the Tavern.

FWIW, the list ain't all bad.

NUMBER 5 IS AN NFL CONNECTION!

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

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