To me this is a black eye for Oregon

[CuntWaffle]

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/74713/oregon-now-using-scratch-and-sniff-tickets

"Parking Lot Rape" and "Pushing Someone In A Wheelchair Down a Flight of Stairs" better be scents.

 

[bananasnblondes]

My bros and I were driving through Portland the other day and the guy pumping my gas saw our Dawg flags and started talking shit. Luckily I had the US News and World Report College Rankings issue in my car. I got out and shoved it in his face showing him how much better UW academics are. He didn't have much to say after that and we drove away chanting "Pump my gas, Duck!"

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

 

[Fenwick]

so vegetarians won't be going to Duck games?

 

[ThomasFremont]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Upvoted for Acrop reference.

 

[MikeDamone]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Voodoo donuts is passé. It's all about The Salt and Straw now.

All strip clubs but two suck.

HTH.

 

[Fenwick]

I've heard than you have had better academics than us ten years in a row

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Voodoo donuts is passé. It's all about The Salt and Straw now.

All strip clubs but two suck.

HTH.

which two?

 

[Dardanus]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Voodoo donuts is passé. It's all about The Salt and Straw now.

All strip clubs but two suck.

HTH.

Worth every pemmy.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

He didn't have much to say after that and we drove away chanting "Pump my gas, Duck!"

 

[ThomasFremont]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Voodoo donuts is passé. It's all about The Salt and Straw now.

All strip clubs but two suck.

HTH.

The Acrop is obviously on your list.

The steaks alone make it a real treat.

 

[greenblood]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Voodoo donuts is passé. It's all about The Salt and Straw now.

All strip clubs but two suck.

HTH.

The "Big Ass Sandwiches" food truck on the east side. Ask for the "Philly". It's basically a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich loaded with chipotle sauce and fresh cut fries in the sandwich.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Did you go to the Acrop for a steak dinner? Stop by voodoo donuts for a snack? Pick up a needle off of any street corner and jab it into your arm? Kick a homeless hipster? Snort coke off a hookdag's fancy feast?

I hate Portland except for the strip clubs.

Voodoo donuts is passé. It's all about The Salt and Straw now.

All strip clubs but two suck.

HTH.

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Lives in Washougal.