Tiger laying the pipe to Amanda Duffner

[BallSacked]

Allegedly...

Respect.

 

[dnc]

*Eldrick

 

[RaccoonHarry]

Poor Dufner, cuts his hair and loses a ton of weight and his wife dumps him. Didn't she have that backwards?

 

[RaceBannon]

He's BACK!

 

[Tequilla]

Eldrick got to be Eldrick ...

 

[HFNY]

Did he visit the ATM with her?

 

[DerekJohnson]

If Tiger went gay he could reclaim his status as a media darling.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Dustin Johnson got there first.

 

[PurpleJ]

Why is the grass in the picture so green? Tequila?

 

[Tequilla]

Why is the grass in the picture so green? Tequila?

I'm assuming that it's a country club full of rich fuckers that don't mind seeing a hot ass with a Corona on the range taking some swings ...

You can't have any of that shit at a public facility where it'd be impossible to control afterwards.

 

[dnc]

Allegedly...

Respect.

*What I'm hearing

 

[Tequilla]

Tiger's 66 today confirms the story

 

[ThomasFremont]

Tiger's 66 today confirms the story

Damn you and your 53 seconds!

 

[GolfNews]

I'm hearing from my double secret sources that Tiger Woods has been putting in a lot of work on his game and we should expect to see some good rounds from him in the near future.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Tiger's 66 69 today confirms the story

Pre-round warmup edit.

 

[Tequilla]

The urban dictionary provides a number of items for Tiger with regards to the good ol' 66

 

[RaceBannon]

Some golf talker said before this tournament that the old Tiger only played the best tournaments with the best fields on the toughest courses. Said it would be good for him to play an easy one like this to get some confidence back

 

[dnc]

Some golf talker said before this tournament that it would be good for him to fuck an easy one like Duffner to get some confidence back.

ftfy

 

[allpurpleallgold]

What happened to all that Tiger's back talk?

 

[dnc]

What happened to all that Tiger's back talk?

Eldrick happened