Thoughts From the Weekend

Meek

Meek

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College football is officially in its weirdest year... strong teams allover the map are struggling with cupcakes... games are having bizarre endings and I'm sure Vegas is laughing all the way to the bank.

UW was a dreck for the first half, but if I was to find a glimmer of hope, I'd have to say that I like to believe I saw a coach make halftime adjustments. Pettis is good chit.

Wine of the week is anything priced under $4 at Safeway, Grocery Outlet Bargain Market or Trader Joe's - they all can get you fairly drunk for a great price. I like to call them OKWs.
 
Wine of the week is anything priced under $4 at Safeway, Grocery Outlet Bargain Market or Trader Joe's - they all can get you fairly drunk for a great price. I like to call them OKWs.
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Excellent tip here guys.

This will help you save some cash so you have more hooker and blow money.
 
Wine of the week is anything priced under $4 at Safeway, Grocery Outlet Bargain Market or Trader Joe's - they all can get you fairly drunk for a great price. I like to call them OKWs.
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Excellent tip here guys.

This will help you save some cash so you have more hooker and blow money.
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Life is all about priorities and hookers and blow should always be at the top of any priority list
 
On a per ounce basis, I find that gin and bleach with a twist of drano has the desired effect
 
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Next time you are in a Men's room, write Judes phone number on the stall. Make it happen.
 
Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.
 
Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.
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You can't put a price on pro tips like this. Worth way more than $10.95 a month.
 
Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.
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100% serious +1. The Costco Cab is the shit. $8 for 1.5L. Aerate it and chug it.

Also, Costco Vodka: fuck yeah.
 
Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.
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100% serious +1. The Costco Cab is the shit. $8 for 1.5L. Aerate it and chug it.

Also, Costco Vodka: fuck yeah.
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It's not $8. More like $18. But still
 
Oh fuck me... I can't read.
I'm talking about the Kirkland Cab Sav. Which in VA is $8 for 1.5L and is good.
 
Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.
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If it's labeled "Stags Leap" then they're bottling surplus grapes from Stags Leap, Pine Ridge, Chimney Rock, etc. Cadillac cabs that drink like cabs which is nice.
 
Yes, Pettis. I like the way he gets up field.

Wine of the week: Costco Kirkland brand Cab from the Stags Leap District. It's a cab that drinks like a cab and it's good shit. Save an empty expensive bottle and decant the costco wine. Set out the expensive empty and lead people to believe that's what they are drinking. They will be impressed and you will profit. Maybe even get laid.
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If it's labeled "Stags Leap" then they're bottling surplus grapes from Stags Leap, Pine Ridge, Chimney Rock, etc. Cadillac cabs that drink like cabs which is nice.
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Decant it and put out an empty bottle of Phelps Insignia. 99.9% of people won't know the difference. And you shouldn't be friends with the .1% that do. They're assholes.
 
No bullshit buy a $2.99 latte foamer, pour any red in a glass, and take that foamer to it. 10 second aeration and makes almost anything drink like a champ.
 
No bullshit buy a $2.99 latte foamer, pour any red in a glass, and take that foamer to it. 10 second aeration and makes almost anything drink like a champ.
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2.99 might be a bit low. 10.99 maybe. But point taken. That's the spirit.
 
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Next time you are in a Men's room, write Judes phone number on the stall. Make it happen.
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Whoa! That is premium content you are poasting there.
 
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