They say the righteous man's greatest gift would be to visit his own funeral

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I'm touched.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Fuck that. Everyone I will hate in the future will be there.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Quite honestly, Mitch, that was the funniest thing I've been involved in here. Compulsively checking the bored in a checkout line. "Holy shit, I've been banned."

 

[topdawgnc]

Quite honestly, Mitch, that was the funniest thing I've been involved in here. Compulsively checking the bored in a checkout line. "Holy shit, I've been banned."

I bet you felt like a black man standing in front of a cop hands up.