The ultimate douche commercials compilation and douche talk

[El_K]

Fags! Why would you click on this?
Derek mentioned that we should have more discussion about this.

One poster mentioned this was how he learned about the word douche. I saw a bottle at my grandmother’s house and was freaked out by it. I was 10.

This commercial is gold.

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[PurpleBaze]

Came here for football talk & malarkey; stayed for the douche discussion.

 

[TheHB]

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

 

[RaceBannon]

How is it an insult to be a bag that squirts into a vagina? - Jerry Seinfeld probably

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

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[TheHB]

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

Did you feel fresh and clean afterward?

 

[Canadawg]

Thought this was a Caleb Williams thread

 

[Fear_Boner]

How is it an insult to be a bag that squirts into a vagina? - Jerry Seinfeld probably

My bag squirts into vaginas all the tim.

 

[dtd]

I thought this was going to be about Dan Lanning.

 

[chuck]

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...

=shared

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...

=shared

A small part of the general cultural rot that surrounds us

 

[SwisherSweetboy]

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...

=shared

Note to women: Men don't want you to smell like "nothing".

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...

=shared

No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:



“For pits, packages, and feet”

 

[DerekJohnson]

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

I was there! They opened for Nickelback

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...

=shared

No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:

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“For pits, packages, and feet”

But does it work for a gentleman’s taint in the souwf?

 

[Baseman]

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

I was there! They opened for Nickelback

Embarrassing

I'd rather jack-off with steel wool or read mutil-page Ducktard 3 point loss>3 point win threads than listen to Nickelback. Imagine going to see Nickelback, the band of divorced dads.

 

[Baseman]

Came here for football talk & malarkey; stayed for the douche discussion.

Never forgot my first taste of vinegar as a young teen. Glorious.

 

[chuck]

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...

=shared

No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:

View attachment 60554

“For pits, packages, and feet”

You don't want in a room with my package 72 hours after a shower. You just don't.

I'm telling you those commercials are gross. She's going for shock value in a sense, I suppose. "Pits, thigh folds, under boob, and butt crack" (as she points to each of these locations. Yikes lol.

 

[DerekJohnson]

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

I was there! They opened for Nickelback

Embarrassing

I'd rather jack-off with steel wool or read mutil-page Ducktard 3 point loss>3 point win threads than listen to Nickelback. Imagine going to see Nickelback, the band of divorced dads.

it was a joke