The Tom Rinaldi Method

[DerekJohnson]

1. Find out that week's marquee matchups in college football

2. Scan the rosters for players who have died or have had loved ones die tragic deaths

3. Interview the player and/or relatives until they start crying on camera

4. Submit footage to producers at ESPN

5. Sit back and enjoy the praise heaped upon me by colleagues like Chris Fowler

6. Repeat the following week

 

[RaceBannon]

You forgot

 

[Swaye]

Rinaldi proves anyone can make it in America. Even stupid people.

 

[rodmansrage]

this fuckin guy...

 

[SonnyShackelford]

1. Find out that week's marquee matchups in college football

2. Scan the rosters for players who have died or have had loved ones die tragic deaths

3. Interview the player and/or relatives until they start crying on camera

4. Submit footage to producers at ESPN

5. Sit back and enjoy the praise heaped upon me by colleagues like Chris Fowler

6. Repeat the following week

7. Profit

 

[H_D]

You forgot

Hopefully that Piano is playing Coldplay to add to the emotionally uplifting story.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

When I watched, literally all they did was play two annoying, contrived human disinterest stories and talk about the SEC. And pan to that fat four eyed producer guy (why?) And show a shot of snowy whatever the Golden Gopher Stadium is called. It was at least 40 minutes..