The story of Jesus
- Thread starter Joey
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Isn’t this the day the bunny rolls back the stone, comes out of its cave and if it sees its shadow, we have three more weeks of shitty rainy weather?
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I’m told it’s the story of how corrupt local leaders co-oped with authoritarian globalists to futilely try to crush a threatening populous movement.
I don't know how to love you.
Doog_de_Jour
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I watched that in Sunday School. I kinda want to re-watch it.
Doog_de_Jour
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Yeah, the bunny thing made zero sense even when I was little. Then I learned how the early Christian church appropriated pagan symbolism and traditions around the Spring Equinox.
Our 9th grade class got a school bus ride to Seattle to watch it at the Rep. I was high as fuck.
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Doog_de_Jour
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Just so we’re clear, are we talking about the actual resurrection of Jesus or the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?
It could go either way with you.
Yeah, the bunny thing made zero sense even when I was little. Then I learned how the early Christian church appropriated pagan symbolism and traditions around the Spring Equinox.
Easter is essentially Jewish Passover.
The eggs are a symbolic part of Seder dinner and symbolize rebirth.
The Last Supper was a Seder feast.
There’s a bunch of other stuff but it’s been 30 years since The Throbber attended a messianic Jew celebrating Seder feast and explaining the symbolism between the two.
The one thing I do remember: Don’t fuck with the Jews.
dnc
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@JoeEDangerously, HH is not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Dawgman conducts sermons by Kim in every thread... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days