He knows and doesn't give a shit. Hell, I'm always sharing the funny stuff in the "Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere" thread.
Besides, how does a laptop give away time spent at Hardcore Husky more than a phone would? Not like she's getting up at 4:00 to read over my shoulder... And the pro tip is to just tilt the screen away from beard and kids whenever clicking on #FlexFriday.
