The Sharkfucker is out

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Chip Kelly spotted at Gainesville Intergalactic Airport

 

[Gladstone]

 

[Doogles]

That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Saban is clearly homophobic.

It will be awesome.

 

[rodmansrage]

http://twitter.com/MattHayesCFB/status/924753062287368192

chinteresting

 

[EwaDawg]

The Sharkfucker is out

you know why.

 

[CuntWaffle]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Saban is clearly homophobic.

It will be awesome.

Have you gotten close enough to scan him with a Gaydar?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Saban is clearly homophobic.

It will be awesome.

Have you gotten close enough to scan him with a Gaydar?

The Throbber in and of itself is gaydar. Like one of those water witches.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.

That sounds more like Nick Saban to me.

 

[Mosster47]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.

Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.

Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.

Hi. Swallow one of these:

Then chase it with a pint of magma.
Dickrod.

 

[NorwegianHusky]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.

Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.

Hi. Swallow one of these:

Then chase it with a pint of magma.
Dickrod.

Norwegian cuisine free pub?

 

[RoadDawg55]

That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

Saban would plunger him every year.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The Sharkfucker is out

you know why.

 

[Southerndawg]

That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

Saban would plunger him every year.

And he'd like it ... allegedly

 

[Mosster47]

It is fucking crazy to me that Chip still doesn't have a collegiate job yet. Maybe he sucks now anyways but at least deserves a shot.

He's an unreliable backstabbing bitch that bolts for greener pastures at the first opportunity.

Hi. Chip was from the other side of the country. He hated recruiting and you have to get on a plane to recruit just about anyone to Eugene. Then you factor in his salary was about $3M a year. The Eagles gave him close to $7M a year. He was back way closer to home and he didn't have to recruit anymore.

The rumor I've heard from a couple different booster was Chip asked for $5M a year and the AD said no way.

Closer to home + not having to do something you hate + doing what you love at a higher level + double the salary = Common Sense.

Hi. Swallow one of these:

Then chase it with a pint of magma.
Dickrod.

So when you act like a stupid fucker your response is to double down? You must crush it in real life.

 

[Gladstone]

You must crush it in real life lol

 

[Doogles]

That would be awesome. Chip vs. Saban for the next decade.

Saban would plunger him every year.

I'm not so sure, he would have his SEC lineman and Saban struggles with mobile QBs.

He would get his Tebow/Manziel/Mariota and make shit really fucking messy for Saban.