The script

Mosster47

Mosster47

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The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
 
UW beats Stanford and Oregon to move to #3 in the country at which point they lose to Utah, USC, ASU, and get skull fucked at Cal. Drop the Apple Cup for another 4-5.

Doogs celebrate win over Oregon making nothing else matter
 
Either way, I'll be like...

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Lol at the thought Cougs will beat UW. Browning, gaskin, Chico mcgregor, victor, death row records, Pam Wooshing, etc could all go down and cuwogs/ Peyton Falk will crap the bed. The only way WSU wins is if UW shows up undefeated. Then there is nothing that can be done to make WSU lose.
 
Lol at the thought Cougs will beat UW. Browning, gaskin, Chico mcgregor, victor, death row records, Ossai, Pam Wooshing, etc could all go down and cuwogs/ Peyton Falk will crap the bed. The only way WSU wins is if UW shows up undefeated. Then there is nothing that can be done to make WSU lose.
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The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
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WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
 
The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
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WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
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Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
 
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The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
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WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
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Save it Quook. Last year was a "rebuilding" year too. It's college football. All teams have new people all over the field.

Again welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
 
The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
Click to expand...

WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
Click to expand...

Save it Quook. Last year was a "rebuilding" year too. It's college football. All teams have new people all over the field.

Again welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
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Look at how many newbies my Tide are playing this year
 
The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
Click to expand...

WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
Click to expand...

Save it Quook. Last year was a "rebuilding" year too. It's college football. All teams have new people all over the field.

Again welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

False, last year they had a shit ton of experienced players with zero QB depth. Last year absolutely wasn't a rebuilding year as they would have been pushing for a playoff spot with a healthy signal caller that wasn't awful.

This year 100% fits the bill of a rebuilding year. Slingblade sucks, but it still doesn't change this.
 
The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
Click to expand...

WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
Click to expand...

Save it Quook. Last year was a "rebuilding" year too. It's college football. All teams have new people all over the field.

Again welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

U asked him who tha neu guys were, tho.

Yr weird

 
The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
Click to expand...

WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
Click to expand...

Save it Quook. Last year was a "rebuilding" year too. It's college football. All teams have new people all over the field.

Again welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

U asked him who tha neu guys were, tho.

Yr weird
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DPR man DPR.
 
The Ducks will lose to either Colorado or Wazzu, beat UW and Quooks will talk about how Slingblade is making progress with all the new guys.

UW goes 8-4.
Click to expand...

WTF are the new guys at Oregon??? All of the people playing at the skilled positions are either upperclassmen or 5th year Seniors. Welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

Like the entire offensive and defensive lines (those are important to team success, Cuog), linebackers, corners, safety, QB, etc.

Yes, the running back, tight end who ain't what he used to be after he almost lost his right leg, and and two receivers have played a lot.

This is the exact definition of a rebuild year, but Oregon is never allowed to lose to Mike Riley under any circumstances.
Click to expand...

Save it Quook. Last year was a "rebuilding" year too. It's college football. All teams have new people all over the field.

Again welcome back to Bellotti's Oregon.
Click to expand...

False, last year they had a shit ton of experienced players with zero QB depth. Last year absolutely wasn't a rebuilding year as they would have been pushing for a playoff spot with a healthy signal caller that wasn't awful.

This year 100% fits the bill of a rebuilding year. Slingblade sucks, but it still doesn't change this.
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They had the worst Power 5 defense in the country and that was supposed to be because of all the "new" guys in the back end, last year.

And BTW... They have no QB depth this year either. They DO have plenty of receivers and rb's however. If you have no depth on the lines where you have to bring in new guys every year. That's the sign of a shitty program.
 
The script is that by the end of this Ducks season @Mosster47 will have found a new bandwagon to latch on to
 
The script is that by the end of this Ducks season @Mosster47 will have found a new bandwagon to latch on to
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We're not letting him on the DAWGS bandwagon
 
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