The opening lines to Adam Jude's article this morning

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"When Washington coach Steve Sarkisian wants to get a pulse of the locker room, when he wants to give his team a spark, he turns to senior receiver Kevin Smith.

"Smith obliges by screaming "funny noises", in his words, or doing a crazy jig..."

 
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"When Washington coach Steve Sarkisian wants to get a pulse of the locker room, when he wants to give his team a spark, he turns to senior receiver Kevin Smith.

"Smith obliges by screaming "funny noises", in his words, or doing a crazy jig..."
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I'm surprised Sark doesn't just check everyone's Facebook status updates.
 
"When Washington coach Steve Sarkisian wants to get a pulse of the locker room, when he wants to give his team a spark, he turns to senior receiver Kevin Smith.

"Smith obliges by screaming "funny noises", in his words, or doing a crazy jig..."
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I'm surprised Sark doesn't just check everyone's Facebook status updates.
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Why wouldn't they want to be his friend?

 
"When Washington coach Steve Sarkisian wants to get a pulse of the locker room, when he wants to give his team a spark, he turns to senior receiver Kevin Smith.

"Smith obliges by screaming "funny noises", in his words, or doing a crazy jig..."
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I'm surprised Sark doesn't just check everyone's Facebook status updates.
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Why wouldn't they want to be his brah friend?
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I hope UCLA wins tonight rather easily, say 487 to negative 23
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I know you're being sarcastic, but it's impossible for any football team to score -23 points, even in the CFL.
 
I hope UCLA wins tonight rather easily, say 487 to negative 23
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Cue Passion to keep the Doog Flag waiving on the HHB front lines. He fights the good fight. He's got passion ... and a lot of class.

creepy cougs cannot have class, by definition.

 
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Gotta love the lawn mower. In my humble opinion (and remember, I said my HUMBLE opinion, which means you really can't argue with me about it), the most embarrassing point in Husky history in my lifetime. Yes, worse than any of the multiple 50+ pt. ass kickings I've witnessed over the last 20 years. Things like that happen. But that shit ain't even good trash ... they need a lesson in good trash. I have a lot of VHS tapes of old Hurricane games from the 80s. Just watch Randall Hill or Cortez Kennedy after a big play - THAT's trash.

Fuck do it right or don't do it at all.

Lawn fucking mower - Please. And during some truly shit-tier bowl against a Boise State team that would come back to beat you. Wow.

 
When Sark is fired a lot of Doogs will point to the Lawnmower as one of the supposed reasons they knew Sark wasn't the guy.

I bet the Don James era Huskies when they roam the sidelines on gameday just roll their eyes at the Mickey Mouse show that Sark is presenting.
 
imagine this intro from Dick Rockne:

"When Washington coach Don James wants to get a pulse of the locker room, when he wants to give his team a spark, he turns to senior receiver Paul Skansi.

"Skansi obliges by screaming "funny noises", in his words, or doing a crazy jig..."
 
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