The official excuse for the Stanford game has been released

[bananasnblondes]

Half the team (including Penix) had the flu

Glad we got our flu game out of the way and got the win. Everything should be vack to normal from here on out

 

[CuntWaffle]

 

[bananasnblondes]

Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.

He has covid

 

[bananasnblondes]

I just realized I missed a golden opportunity to say that Penix had the crud

 

[PineapplePirate]

I heard Penix had the black plague

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I heard Penix had the black plague

ISAFNRC

 

[OreDawg]

Is penix being sick why Esteen couldn’t cover a traffic cone? This team just plain sucks right, and will continue to suck until it doesn’t.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Half the team (including Penix) had the flu

Glad we got our flu game out of the way and got the win. Everything should be vack to normal from here on out

This is normal. The new normal.

 

[KrunkJuice]

Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.

He has covid

Hopefully he didn't breath on anybody.

 

[ntxduck]

Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.

He has covid

 

[LawDawg1]

LONG COVID

 

[SkipBoyd]

LONG COVID

LONG DONG COVID.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery[/s] influenza lightly!

 

[RTD]

If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery[/s] influenza lightly!

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Last time I checked it was after the 1985 Orange bowl on my cousins Apple 2e, and it was dysentery. Watch out for the bloody diarrhea.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery[/s] influenza lightly!

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Consumption was also a big problem on the ol' Oregon Trail. Probably what's keeping McMillan out. Needs to eat five meals per day of pure rhino cum to avoid the ol' consumption.

ATBS, who are you rich kids that had multi-color Oregon Trail!? Jealouuuuuus...

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Did we rehire Ivan Lewis as team doctor? The continued injuries, and now illnesses, of this team are becoming bad comedy

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery[/s] influenza lightly!

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Consumption was also a big problem on the ol' Oregon Trail. Probably what's keeping McMillan out. Needs to eat five meals per day of pure rhino cum to avoid the ol' consumption.

ATBS, who are you rich kids that had multi-color Oregon Trail!? Jealouuuuuus...

My poor-ass middle school had it.

Kids these days will never know the sense of accomplishment one feels making it halfway through the game and being prompted to put in a second floppy disk.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I remember everyone getting excited to play that at the computer lab in 5th grade.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

What Oregon Trail looked like when you are old and were poor like me:

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

What Oregon Trail looked like when you are old and were poor like me:

Bro, I was so poor growing up I didn’t even know what Oregon Trail was.