The key to a happy marriage

My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal
 
My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.
 
My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.

Ha, same deal here.
 
You ain't getting any anyway

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I was never impressed with her, anyways.
 
My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.

Ha, same deal here.

I drink a lot of beer and eat gassy food, boss.

Is what it is.
 
You ain't getting any anyway

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I was never impressed with her, anyways.

She was unreal when she was young but didn't age well. In The Mask, she was ridiculous.

Anyway, the key to a happy marriage is many blowjobs (from your lady ideally but if you have a husband, I'm not here to judge). Ideally the lady is on her knees and makes eye contact every 15 seconds. 1xk41vvz1khh.jpg

 
My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

When do you get laid?
 
This has been a plan we’ve implemented to great success. When you’re well rested life is better. No complaining about loud breathing or alarms going off at night (long story). And can still get after it.
 
Being trailer trash its hard to get a two bedroom - do have separate TV rooms. She doesn't have to heat the bedroom as I am the heat source for her comfort. and the dog.

Had a couple of surgeries before trailer life and did use separate bedrooms, both of us slept better.
 
It has been discussed in our house. I’m early-to-bed / early-to-rise, the Missus is not. If I’m not asleep when she and the pup come in, it’s a long night for me…
 
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