The 4th of July is one of my least favorite days

Right up there with September 11.

Patriotism, I don't even know what that means. Just some lines drawn on a map.
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Can't you just be happy we're no longer under the thumb of an overreaching, oppressive, tax-happy government?
 
I love July 4th. Let's see....day off from work....girls in bikinis....explosions....burgers....beer....swimming pools...

What's not to love?
 
As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
 
As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
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This is a 1%er holiday if there ever is one.

Most the guys who signed the Deceleration of Independence owned slaves, who were not entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was a bunch of rich white guys who were tired of giving the King a taste of their new found means to greatly increase their wealth.

America is literally the greatest con job ever portrayed on a group of people.

Wake up.
 
As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
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This is a 1%er holiday if there ever is one.

Most the guys who signed the Deceleration of Independence owned slaves, who were not entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was a bunch of rich white guys who were tired of giving the King a taste of their new found means to greatly increase their wealth.

America is literally the greatest con job ever portrayed on a group of people.

Wake up.
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As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
Click to expand...

This is a 1%er holiday if there ever is one.

Most the guys who signed the Deceleration of Independence owned slaves, who were not entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was a bunch of rich white guys who were tired of giving the King a taste of their new found means to greatly increase their wealth.

America is literally the greatest con job ever portrayed on a group of people.

Wake up.
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Most of those "rich white guys" lost everything in the years following that signing but I guess they had it coming...
 
As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
Click to expand...

This is a 1%er holiday if there ever is one.

Most the guys who signed the Deceleration of Independence owned slaves, who were not entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was a bunch of rich white guys who were tired of giving the King a taste of their new found means to greatly increase their wealth.

America is literally the greatest con job ever portrayed on a group of people.

Wake up.
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#MyRedCoats
 
As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
Click to expand...

This is a 1%er holiday if there ever is one.

Most the guys who signed the Deceleration of Independence owned slaves, who were not entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was a bunch of rich white guys who were tired of giving the King a taste of their new found means to greatly increase their wealth.

America is literally the greatest con job ever portrayed on a group of people.

Wake up.
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Most of those "rich white guys" lost everything in the years following that signing but I guess they had it coming...
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LIPO
 
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This would be a bad ass video game. I'd love to be Bill Clinton on my X-Box and fuck some foreigners up while getting a hummer by a sexy video game chick.
 
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I love July 4th. Let's see....day off from work....girls in bikinis....explosions....burgers....beer....swimming pools...

What's not to love?
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umm... pretty sure Lowe's was open all day yesterday.

 
As bad as things like the debt, deficit, and income inequality have become (all totally preventable, btw), this day still means a lot APAG. There are way worse countries. Plus blowing shit up is acceptable (sort of). I can't really tell if you're trolling or not.
Click to expand...

This is a 1%er holiday if there ever is one.

Most the guys who signed the Deceleration of Independence owned slaves, who were not entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was a bunch of rich white guys who were tired of giving the King a taste of their new found means to greatly increase their wealth.

America is literally the greatest con job ever portrayed on a group of people.

Wake up.
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You're a huge pussy.

We went out on the sound on Thursday and got a bunch of crab. Yesterday, we cooked up the crab, some ling cod, some spring chinook, beer brats, and a huge pile of onion rings. Then sat out eating and drinking and watching other people's money blow up in the sky. I was going to go fishing today, but woke up and said 'fuck it' because I was pretty haggard from drinking.

If you can't get behind a holiday like that, then fuck off and go set yourself on fire.

Fuckin' commie.
 
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