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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
 
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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
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Joey of the Joey Kitchen Joeys?
 
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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
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Joey of the Joey Kitchen Joeys?
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If @JoeEDangerously owned a chain of bar restaurants I'm sure they'd be called "Joey Dangerously's"
 
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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
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Joey of the Joey Kitchen Joeys?
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If @JoeEDangerously owned a chain of bar restaurants I'm sure they'd be called "Joey Dangerously's"
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Angry Joe’s more likely. Doug Baldwin stole my gimmick before I could copyright it I guess
 
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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
Click to expand...

Joey of the Joey Kitchen Joeys?
Click to expand...

If @JoeEDangerously owned a chain of bar restaurants I'm sure they'd be called "Joey Dangerously's"
Click to expand...

Angry Joe’s more likely. Doug Baldwin stole my gimmick before I could copyright it I guess
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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little[/b]. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
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Sims' huge game was at Arizona for sure. I think it was in the 2005 game when Stanback hit Chambers on the halftime Hail Mary that went like 70+ yards. I don't remember him playing FB but you're probably right on that. He was definitely the primary TB that day. Didn't he spend most of his career on defense?
 
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I was having a text exchange with Joey and Woolley the other day.

I was saying Richard Newton reminds me of 2006 fullback James Sims who had one monster game against one of the Arizona schools but otherwise did little. I feel like Newton has one monster game in him before he departs. 15 carries, 202 yards and 3 tds. Something like that.

Woolley and I were saying imagine Shelton Sampson being coached by a DeBoer team, or if he could have been the main back on the 2000 Rose Bowl team.

Meanwhile, Joey was interjecting obscure wrestling references from 1960s Whatcom County. Kinda awkward frankly.
Click to expand...

Joey of the Joey Kitchen Joeys?
Click to expand...

If @JoeEDangerously owned a chain of bar restaurants I'm sure they'd be called "Joey Dangerously's"
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I could definitely see Newton going off against someone like Arizona or Stanford next year.

I also mentioned the running backs between Corey Dillon and Chris Polk is an interesting and mostly unspectacular stew.

The 2000 offense was so good it made Rich Alexis look like a big time running back.
 
Just looked it up

30 carries for 200 yards. Dawgs beat Arizona 38-14 and broke a 14 game Pac 10 losing streak

"I honestly didn't think Arizona would be off their game tonight," said Willingham, back in the Pac-10 after being fired following three years at Notre Dame.

“With their upset over UCLA, I thought they would be excited and ready for us, but we took advantage of every opportunity."

JFC
 
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Sims wasn't a fullback, he was a twitchy TB with size who I think got a cup of coffee with NY Giants.

Another squandered athlete
 
Sims wasn't a fullback, he was a twitchy TB with size who I think got a cup of coffee with NY Giants.

Another squandered athlete
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Au contraire @Doogles

https://gohuskies.com/sports/2013/4/18/208223681.aspx
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Looks like we're both right. From one of the articles under your link:https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/article/Huskies-Notebook-Sims-forcing-his-way-into-1152556.php

James Sims isn't sure if he wants to be out front or behind the scenes, and that fits because he may be Washington's secret weapon this year playing a mutant position.

Sims, an Academic All-American, cinema studies major and sketch comedy enthusiast, is not really a fullback, but he will play one for the Huskies on TV. Fullbacks are not 209 pounds. Fullbacks don't run 4.4 40-yard dashes. Fullbacks don't graduate high school with 4.0 GPAs and serve as student body presidents...But on a team with a 280-pound tailback -- bruising freshman Johnie Kirton -- perhaps Sims makes sense.[/i]

Basically they switched him from safety because he was an athletic freak with zero instincts and for some mid-2000s UW fuckery decided backup fullback. I don't think he actually played much of any in that role and was a tailback by the time he received real carries.
 
Sims wasn't a fullback, he was a twitchy TB with size who I think got a cup of coffee with NY Giants.

Another squandered athlete
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Au contraire @Doogles

https://gohuskies.com/sports/2013/4/18/208223681.aspx
Click to expand...

Looks like we're both right. From one of the articles under your link:https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/article/Huskies-Notebook-Sims-forcing-his-way-into-1152556.php

James Sims isn't sure if he wants to be out front or behind the scenes, and that fits because he may be Washington's secret weapon this year playing a mutant position.

Sims, an Academic All-American, cinema studies major and sketch comedy enthusiast, is not really a fullback, but he will play one for the Huskies on TV. Fullbacks are not 209 pounds. Fullbacks don't run 4.4 40-yard dashes. Fullbacks don't graduate high school with 4.0 GPAs and serve as student body presidents...But on a team with a 280-pound tailback -- bruising freshman Johnie Kirton -- perhaps Sims makes sense.[/i]

Basically they switched him from safety because he was an athletic freak with zero instincts and for some mid-2000s UW fuckery decided backup fullback. I don't think he actually played much of any in that role and was a tailback by the time he received real carries.
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Maybe we’ll all do a pod on squandered talents and players who got too much time that they should have squandered
 
Sims wasn't a fullback, he was a twitchy TB with size who I think got a cup of coffee with NY Giants.

Another squandered athlete
Click to expand...

Au contraire @Doogles

https://gohuskies.com/sports/2013/4/18/208223681.aspx
Click to expand...

Looks like we're both right. From one of the articles under your link:https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/article/Huskies-Notebook-Sims-forcing-his-way-into-1152556.php

James Sims isn't sure if he wants to be out front or behind the scenes, and that fits because he may be Washington's secret weapon this year playing a mutant position.

Sims, an Academic All-American, cinema studies major and sketch comedy enthusiast, is not really a fullback, but he will play one for the Huskies on TV. Fullbacks are not 209 pounds. Fullbacks don't run 4.4 40-yard dashes. Fullbacks don't graduate high school with 4.0 GPAs and serve as student body presidents...But on a team with a 280-pound tailback -- bruising freshman Johnie Kirton -- perhaps Sims makes sense.[/i]

Basically they switched him from safety because he was an athletic freak with zero instincts and for some mid-2000s UW fuckery decided backup fullback. I don't think he actually played much of any in that role and was a tailback by the time he received real carries.
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I liked Sims a lot. He probably could have been at least a better college running back with actual coaching.
 
Always read this as Joe ED anger obviously.

If @JoeEDangerously owned a chain of bar restaurants I'm sure they'd be called "Joey Dangerously's"[/QUOTE]

Angry Joe’s more likely. Doug Baldwin stole my gimmick before I could copyright it I guess[/QUOTE]

 
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