Texas Longhorns will spend between $35-40 million on their football roster for 2025

[DerekJohnson]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1917564415299223960

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Thanks Taft!

 

[graveyardDEADdawg]

Redirect Notice
I HATE this era in college
edit … have no idea why I can’t figure this shit out. Apologize

 

[RaceBannon]

Prove it

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Imagine paying that much money for your roster only to have it be coached by Sark.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

 

[KimsCopperPenny]

being competitive or being desperate?

 

[LoneStarDawg]

sark can officially set the record for doing less with more
Mike Riley and @idawg are rolling in their graves

 

[dannarc]

I was one of the first to call him seven win Sark, I’ll be tanned, rested, and ready to call him 70mil Sark.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

Surly Horns is full of losers.

 

[haie]

Gotta be able to tell the Mannings that you dumped every every cent possible into Arch's window.

 

[DerekJohnson]

sark can officially set the record for doing less with more
Mike Riley and @idawg are rolling in their graves

"Fuck that. How about doing more with more?" - Race Bannon 2009

 

[DoogmanRefund]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

Obviously Dutch Bros is the real competition.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

Obviously Dutch Bros is the real competition.

No trigger warning for @GrundleStiltzkin?

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

Obviously Dutch Bros is the real competition.

No trigger warning for @GrundleStiltzkin?

"Why is that place called Human Bean? Isn't that a clit?" My first ex-wife when we drove through southern Oregon.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

Obviously Dutch Bros is the real competition.

No trigger warning for @GrundleStiltzkin?

"Why is that place called Human Bean? Isn't that a clit?" My first ex-wife when we drove through southern Oregon.

We have those in N Idaho, and I literally think of a clit every time I drive by one. I’ve never gone to one, maybe the baristas are nude on bottom. BRB, getting coffee.

 

[creepycoug]

Does Texas have an army of losers online who will fire back "it's nowhere near that much!!!!!!" Look at this fake article! Didn't you see us mop the floor at the Willamette Valley Emmys over The Human Bean's YouTube channel. Sincerely, Texas Football, North Carolina basketball, Yankees baseball, Lakers NBA fan.

No, the army of losers from Texas are all about being big in every sense of the term. They are always proud of shit like this. Unlike the Yankees and the Lakers, they don't really have the same amount of hardware to back it up.
I would personally not put Texas football in the same category of those franchises. '63, '69 and '70 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 2005. It's one of those programs that people want to mention in the same breath with Mount Rushmore-type programs. But I'm not quite there.
But they do have money. A lot more than us?