Tate Martell Top 5

[whatshouldicareabout]

https://twitter.com/TheTateMartell/status/625392396302290944

It's more fun to break down lists like these by coaches instead of schools. So, his coaches of choice are Saban, Petersen, Sark, Black Sark, and Harbaugh.

If this were me, I could see two that would immediately be eliminated.

 

[Gladstone]

he gone

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Worth noting, I found this posted on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/TheTateMartell/status/624308095796166656

He looks like he'd fit in with Petersen's #churchschool culture

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Surprise and surprised that he still has Washington in running.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Anyone who's trademarked their name is a surefire OKG

 

[biak1]

Christ young people are fucking idiotic.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

U.S.C.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

If there was ever a definition of a Sark Kinda Guy, it's a kid from Vegas with a trademarked name who loves to #ripit

If sark loses him, he's not sark anymore

Ps- kiffin would throw every coffee cup he could at this kid to both get him and take him away from Sark

 

[Meek]

Worth noting, I found this posted on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/TheTateMartell/status/624308095796166656

He looks like he'd fit in with Petersen's #churchschool culture

will look perfect on Sark's sideline dance crew.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Worth noting, I found this posted on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/TheTateMartell/status/624308095796166656

He looks like he'd fit in with Petersen's #churchschool culture

It looks like he's just holding the camera while the black guys do all the work...reminds me of my love life.

 

[CuntWaffle]

"Releasing commitment date soon"

W.JW

 

[pawz]

Worth noting, I found this posted on his twitter.
https://twitter.com/TheTateMartell/status/624308095796166656

He looks like he'd fit in with Petersen's #churchschool culture

It looks like he's just holding the camera while the black guys do all the work...reminds me of my love life.

You forgot the 225k fine. NTTIAWWT

 

[BallSacked]

Lots of good QBs out west in 2017. Hopefully Tate goes to SC, otherwise Tua Tagavailoa will. Doesn't sound like Oregon will offer Tua as he isn't the runner they look for.

Ed McCaffreys son also looks really good. Ryan Kelly from Arizona looks good too. And Poopsi tells me there is a good QB from Oregon.

I'd imagine UW gets a pretty good QB, on Brownings level, in 2017.

 

[BallSacked]

U.S.C.

Or A&M. They apparently have made a big push for him and are a legitimately possibility.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Now, more than ever before:

We didn't want him anyway.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

U.S.C.

Or A&M. They apparently have made a big push for him and are a legitimately possibility.

They can tell him he's the next manziel all they want, but about 5 minutes after visiting college station he'll want to get the heck out of there. If johnny football, from Kerrville TX, couldn't handle college station Tate ain't going to put up with it, even if it promised a heisman.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I smell Hot Texas Talk. Gotta get my 2 cents in here before @Tequilla tries to beat me to being Texas Superiority Guy.

Anyway, yeah, College Station sucks, but players do go there sometimes.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Texas kids go there, not Vegas kids with a million offers. I'm sure I can be proven wrong, but it's as middle of no where as it gets, you gotta really want that setting.

 

[Tequilla]

I smell Hot Texas Talk. Gotta get my 2 cents in here before @Tequilla tries to beat me to being Texas Superiority Guy.

Anyway, yeah, College Station sucks, but players do go there sometimes.

Personally, I like College Station for a weekend ... I can't imagine being there for 4 or 5 years ...

All of my friends that are Aggies more or less spent the better part of 4-6 years there getting drunk, stoned, and fucking. They like to promote themselves as the "corps of cadets" and being this cultish school ... but let's be honest, it's a party school where you can get a decent education and some strong network contacts.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

It's the Pullman every coog wishes they had