Taking nominations for most beautiful actresses of all time tournament

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Preliminary talks are under way for Yellow Snow's Record Shoppe to do a Most Beautiful Actress of All Tim (TV or Movie) type tournament this spring. Not sure yet if we'll have 64 or 32 sports. @PurpleThrobber has graciously volunteered to help me with seedings and post tasteful nudes (if available) in @Swaye 's Wigwam for our baller members of the HCH community.

ATBSJBS, I'm taking nominations from our poster on which actresses merit consideration. Please to be posting your Top 10 hottest actresses of All Time List.

Me:

Kelly LeBrock
Allison Doody
Maureen O'Hara
January Jones
Jacqueline Bisset
Jennifer Garner
Nicole Kidman
Diane Lane
Katherine Ross
Julie Christie
 
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Your list is horrible but I would bang all of them I think. January Jones is fucking fire. Let's add:

KATE BECKINGSALE

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Catherine Deneuve

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Sophia Loren

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Gal Gadot

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Eva Green

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BAM. Now that's a fearsome fivesome.

Also, we really need a trashy trailer next door girl or two.

Jamie Pressley

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So fucking hot and she'd let me fuck her beside a dumpster guaranteed.

 
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Maybe @PurpleThrobber should run the best porn actresses of all tim in the Wam?

Sidney Cole

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Your list is horrible but I would bang all of them I think. January Jones is fucking fire. Let's add:

KATE BECKINGSALE

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Catherine Deneuve

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Sophia Loren

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Gal Gadot

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Eva Green

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BAM. Now that's a fearsome fivesome.

Also, we really need a trashy trailer next door girl or two.

Jamie Pressley

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So fucking hot and she'd let me fuck her beside a dumpster guaranteed.

My list is amaze @Ballz you knucklehead injun.

I swapped Diane Lane for Rene Russo.

Do you not even know who Allison Doody is?

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Maureen O'hara only had the greatest 50's jugs of all time plus being the GOAT red head.

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Doody is amazeballs, but on balance my list > your list

We will see what these fags vote for when the tim comes. I bet Doody, LeCock and Lane do the best on your list.
 
I imagine that if I did this list 50 times in 50 days, I'd have 40 completely different lists. Here's who I can think of right now though:

Natalie Portman
Jennifer Connely
Madeline Stowe
Phoebe Cates
Sophie Marceau
Denise Richards
Ray Don Chong

Maybe I'll think of more later. I always go blank when put on the spot like this.

Edit...I had to Google for her name:

Yvonne Strahovski
 
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Doody is amazeballs, but on balance my list > your list

We will see what these fags vote for when the tim comes. I bet Doody, LeCock and Lane do the best on your list.

It has the potential to be one of our most epic shit pole tournaments ever. My goal here though is to get an initial feel for who folks dig the most.
 
I imagine that if I did this list 50 times in 50 days, I'd have 40 completely different lists. Here's who I can think of right now though:

Natalie Portman
Jennifer Connely
Madeline Stowe
Phoebe Cates
Sophie Marceau
Denise Richards
Ray Don Chong

Maybe I'll think of more later. I always go blank when put on the spot like this.

Marceau and Cates could have made my list easy. Connely too perhaps.
 
And yes @Doog_de_Jour we'll give you an auto bid, although I think Catherine gets in on her own merits.
 
I currently have a weird thing for Lily James. I've also had weird Rachel McAdams moments.

On the list for me would include peak Charlize Theron ... peak Charlize is one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on in any category ... real life, movies, whatever.

Peak Scarlett Johansonn is worthy of mention. I know a lot of dudes who have it for her too.

Penelope Cruz is a stunner

Jessica Biel makes my list

The always alluring Salma Hayek could make me leave my family and the country forever

 
I imagine that if I did this list 50 times in 50 days, I'd have 40 completely different lists. Here's who I can think of right now though:

Natalie Portman
Jennifer Connely
Madeline Stowe
Phoebe Cates
Sophie Marceau
Denise Richards
Ray Don Chong

Maybe I'll think of more later. I always go blank when put on the spot like this.

Marceau and Cates could have made my list easy. Connely too perhaps.

I've recently watched Gremlins, Fast Times, Starship Troopers, Braveheart, and The Hot Spot. You can see the recency bias in my list.
 
Ground rule: Da fuq they looked like at their peak.

IDNGAF about what Kathleen Turner looks like at age 66. Or what Kim Basinger or Sharon Stone looked like yesterday - though, obviously WOOD both.

Peak performance. In their prime.

Taking nominations. Domestic, Foreign and Porn actresses eligible for the big dance.

 
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Most beautiful actresses that BW has worked with

Linda Hamilton
Robin Tunney
Carla Gugino
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen
Debi Mazar and her freakishly small waist
Honorable Mention some chick named Alba

Didn't work with Jennifer Aniston but saw her plenty on the WB lot in 1995 while we were doing Space Jam there
 
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I currently have a weird thing for Lily James. I've also had weird Rachel McAdams moments.

On the list for me would include peak Charlize Theron ... peak Charlize is one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on in any category ... real life, movies, whatever.

Peak Scarlett Johansonn is worthy of mention. I know a lot of dudes who have it for her too.

Penelope Cruz is a stunner

Jessica Biel makes my list

The always alluring Salma Hayek could make me leave my family and the country forever

Charlize Theron was almost in my list. Should be by all rights I guess. I think I might edit one more time and add her and Naomi Watts.
 
Most beautiful actresses that BW has worked with

Linda Hamilton[/b]
Robin Tunney
Carla Gugino
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen
Debi Mazar and her freakishly small waist
Honorable Mention some chick named Alba

Didn't work with Jennifer Aniston but saw her plenty on the WB lot in 1995 while we were doing Space Jam there

She must hide it well on screen then.
 
Most beautiful actresses that BW has worked with

Linda Hamilton[/b]
Robin Tunney
Carla Gugino
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen
Debi Mazar and her freakishly small waist
Honorable Mention some chick named Alba

Didn't work with Jennifer Aniston but saw her plenty on the WB lot in 1995 while we were doing Space Jam there

She must hide it well on screen then.

She was still cute in Terminator the first. Not so much after.
 
Most beautiful actresses that BW has worked with

Linda Hamilton[/b]
Robin Tunney
Carla Gugino
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen
Debi Mazar and her freakishly small waist
Honorable Mention some chick named Alba

Didn't work with Jennifer Aniston but saw her plenty on the WB lot in 1995 while we were doing Space Jam there

She must hide it well on screen then.

She was still cute in Terminator the first. Not so much after.

At the tim of T2, I know there was a lot of dude saying how hot she was in that movie. Coming out as gay wasn't as easy 30 years ago.
 
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