Take it to the Tug

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

 

[TheHB]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. [/b]CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

He had a flight to Cancun to catch.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

 

[PurpleJ]

How big was his cock? Erect, I mean, in case you needed clarification.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

Not me, man. I just have a wide stance.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

@huskyhooligan??!!?? True??11!!!???

 

[huskyhooligan]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

@huskyhooligan??!!?? True??11!!!???

Thankfully this is true.

 

[RaceBannon]

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Next time ask him what it's like to be the son of the guy who killed Kennedy