I don’t fucking get it. Millennial after millennial in E-1 seemed to be drinking this piss yesterday.
So what’s the fucking deal with this White Claw craze?
- Thread starter YellowSnow
- Start date
ThomasFremont
New Fish
What’s with the Seinfeld references???
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
I don’t understand it either. It’s disgusting.
Guess there’s a nationwide shortage of the stuff. I haven’t seen this much panic among Millennials since the avocado price hikes.
Guess there’s a nationwide shortage of the stuff. I haven’t seen this much panic among Millennials since the avocado price hikes.
Not gonna lie. Black cherry Claw is pretty goddamned delicious.
If and when he gives a fuck about calories, the Throbber may revisit increasing consumption of these. Plus Mrs. Throbber v 2.0 likes them - which on the rare occasion she does overindulge - leads to sexy time. Which is nice.
Unless the Throbber overindulges, too. Then it's just like this:
If and when he gives a fuck about calories, the Throbber may revisit increasing consumption of these. Plus Mrs. Throbber v 2.0 likes them - which on the rare occasion she does overindulge - leads to sexy time. Which is nice.
Unless the Throbber overindulges, too. Then it's just like this:
Last edited:
Let's see if I'm doing this right.
Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it.
White Claw Joobs?
There's a White Claw in that picture?!?
Speaking of which - The Deuce has made it's return to HBO. Pretty damned good show. I mean, if you like titties and porn and blow jobs....
Otherwise, it's probably just a'ight.
No White Claw, but I bet they all had white jaws! Amiright?
NoWarningJustDawg
New Fish
When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Bite your tongue. Not everyone is a silver tongued devil closer like @Swaye .
Tipsy white girls make the world go around. #mefourloco
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.
Pitchfork51
Active poster
I'm still in the bar. No white claws unfortunately.