So I’m at a bar.

[JaWarrenJaHooker]

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

 

[dtd]

Yet people want to save the world.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

Even @MikeDamone thinks you go to shitty bars.

 

[PurpleJ]

I'm hearing beer bottles make excellent weapons

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Did he have Ol Sparky with him?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Yet people want to save the world.

SMOD 2020

 

[SECDAWG]

A rebuttal would have been in order

And then it goes from there

 

[Rubberfist]

I was behind some asshole at a coffee shop this morning who ordered a latte with a half shot of decaf. Bring back the Plague.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Yet people want to save the world.

This.

 

[PurpleJ]

I like my antibiotic resistant superflu in this one.

 

[SECDAWG]

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

 

[dtd]

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

He made $3 mil tonight so, yeah.

 

[SECDAWG]

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

He made $3 mil tonight so, yeah.

#$$$whore

 

[Doogles]

So has Mcgregor won yet er whut

He made $3 mil tonight so, yeah.

With endorsements and PPV points he made closer to 50 million

 

[ntxduck]

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

The only time I’ve been kicked out of a bar was at an airport chili’s for something similar. Unc duke was on (back in 2009 or so when they were both top 5) but some dallas fuck insisted on watching the Mavericks post game show.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

The only time I’ve been kicked out of a bar was at an airport chili’s for something similar. Unc duke was on (back in 2009 or so when they were both top 5) but some dallas fuck insisted on watching the Mavericks post game show.

Chili’s, it’s the new golf course. Where business gets done.

 

[ntxduck]

Cougs game is over. It’s on all the TVs. I ask the bartender if we can watch Stanford-Utah on ESPN. He agrees and changes it

Dipshit sitting at bar asks bartender why did you turn off the Cougs. I was watching that. Bartender apologizes. Turns tv back to pac12 network post game show . Dipshit sits there for 5 minutes to watch commercials then leaves.

I hate people. Cool story.

The only time I’ve been kicked out of a bar was at an airport chili’s for something similar. Unc duke was on (back in 2009 or so when they were both top 5) but some dallas fuck insisted on watching the Mavericks post game show.

Chili’s, it’s the new golf course. Where business gets done.

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