So I went to the par 3 this morning by myself at 6a.m.

[DerekJohnson]

Last weekend I shot a 43 on that par 3 course. This morning I shot a 36 and that includes a penalty shot and one ridiculous 3-putt on #5 when I stuck my tee shot within seven feet of the pin.

That ol' Johnson magic is slowly returning... Already excited about the 2024 Hardcore Husky Fucktard Open at Tetherow!!1!!

 

[PurpleBaze]

Johnson Magic!

Is that like Big Penix Energy?

 

[Fear_Boner]

Were you able to master the windmill?

 

[TheHB]

Glad you wrote your name and dated it. Don’t want to be DQ’ed.

 

[YellowSnow]

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

 

[Mad_Son]

This idiot just doxxed himself

 

[DerekJohnson]

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

 

[DerekJohnson]

Just got off the phone with my dad whom in his early days once shot a 67 in tourney play. I told him about my ridiculous three putt. "Being too aggressive, ball probably rocketed right past the hole, eh son?"

 

[YellowSnow]

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

I won the inaugural HH golf classic!!!

 

[DerekJohnson]

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

I won the inaugural HH golf classic!!!

Oh I see said @GrandpaSankey

 

[Joey]

 

[DoogieMcDoogerson]

How does one make double on a 95 yard hole? Give us the shot by shot.

 

[DerekJohnson]

How does one make double on a 95 yard hole? Give us the shot by shot.

Tee shot: Topped the ball and it was like a Randy Johnson slider that nosedived right into a marsh (1)
Drop ball penalty (2)
Chip onto green (3)
Two putt (5)

(The only shot that round where I topped the ball)

 

[DerekJohnson]

I took this pic on #9 and didn't realize it came out so nicely.

 

[DerekJohnson]

and yes I made that putt for a par

 

[DerekJohnson]

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

I won the inaugural HH golf classic!!!